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#52REDACTED, Posted: Sep 30 2006 at 6:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) My hovercraft is full of eels
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#54 Sep 30 2006 at 9:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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You do know the page claiming in all caps and one word = 50 Awful ratings doesn't just apply to Hellboy, right?
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#55 Sep 30 2006 at 9:39 PM Rating: Decent
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
You do know the page claiming in all caps and one word = 50 Awful ratings doesn't just apply to Hellboy, right?


Would you prefer that we went back to the Lefein-era Smiley: king claims?
#56 Sep 30 2006 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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MDenham the Shady wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
You do know the page claiming in all caps and one word = 50 Awful ratings doesn't just apply to Hellboy, right?


Would you prefer that we went back to the Lefein-era Smiley: king claims?


Not really. There's a reason the man got his title.
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#57 Sep 30 2006 at 9:56 PM Rating: Decent
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
MDenham the Shady wrote:
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
You do know the page claiming in all caps and one word = 50 Awful ratings doesn't just apply to Hellboy, right?


Would you prefer that we went back to the Lefein-era Smiley: king claims?


Not really. There's a reason the man got his title.


I figured that "not really" would be your response. (Page claiming is almost as lame as Hellboy's spamfest - even though I've done a little of the page claiming myself... and I think pretty much every poster over ~3.5k has as well, unfortunately. It's not much work to add that little extra "claimed" bit at the beginning of a post.)

Anyway, any idea what Deadgye's title is going to be yet? :-)
#58 Sep 30 2006 at 10:05 PM Rating: Default
Now that's the start of a cool en vogue thread, what was your page claim moment, who, what, why, where, how? @#$% the When. That'd be some not your normal getin' to know each other chit chat. So MDenham the Shady, since you brought it up, your honor your Honor:

Almost as lame, but ... do tell ... what's the first, last, and best, My hovercraft is full of eels moments of your My hovercraft is full of eelsing career?
#59 Sep 30 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
MonxDoT wrote:
Almost as lame, but ... do tell ... what's the first, last, and best, My hovercraft is full of eels moments of your My hovercraft is full of eelsing career?


Don't know, don't care, and don't matter.

If memory serves, though, I've only claimed 4-5 pages. You want someone who's claimed a lot, you'll need to drag Deadgye in here.

(Hm. Danalog, how about giving Deadgye the title "Title claimed by Danalog"?)
#60 Sep 30 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Default
Whoa (like Joey from Blossom}, now I'm really curious, and, we'll be the judge of the "matter". Until then, just the facts, ma'am.

P.S. We're down to 4-5 from tens, if not hundreds. It was a simple truth or dare you go first question. Wellllll ..... we're wating.

Edited, Sep 30th 2006 at 11:38pm PDT by MonxDoT
#61 Sep 30 2006 at 10:42 PM Rating: Decent
MonxDoT wrote:
P.S. We're down to 4-5 from tens, if not hundreds.


Well... there have been hundreds of page claims, in aggregate.

I'm responsible for 4-5 of them.

Lefein and Deadgye, combined, are responsible for probably almost half of them, so at least 50 apiece.

You really want details, you'll want it from the experts in the field, not someone who's just researching the phenomenon and making furtive attempts to blend in by mimicing the subjects' actions.

I call it... Trollillas In The Mist.
#62 Sep 30 2006 at 10:55 PM Rating: Default
Nah, just your personal 'lil niche signature, sans the 'b'. Let the Forum=Asylum see your Nekid "claim", if you're not embarrassed, shy, lacking, scurred, chicken-$hIt, etc., that is?

Meh, "Trollias", didn't quite 'grab' me with denied suave/furtive permission. Fuhget blending in, A-nnouce or D-nounce your claims! It's all about, first *you*. Go! Share!
#63 Sep 30 2006 at 10:58 PM Rating: Good
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Why the fuck do you "page claim" and what is the point, I mean other than looking like a complete douche?
#64 Sep 30 2006 at 10:58 PM Rating: Decent
MonxDoT wrote:
Nah, just your personal 'lil niche signature, sans the 'b'. Let the Forum=Asylum see your Nekid "claim", if you're not embarrassed, shy, lacking, scurred, chicken-$hIt, etc., that is?

Meh, "Trollias", didn't quite 'grab' me with denied suave/furtive permission. Fuhget blending in, A-nnouce or D-nounce your claims! It's all about, first *you*. Go! Share!


Go die in a fire already.

Anyone who actually matters, and gives a shit, can confirm it for themselves. You can just GFY instead if you don't want to do the legwork yourself.

I owe you, and the rest of your scum-sucking brainless necrophiliac hermaphroditic incestuous ilk, exactly nothing.

Have a nice day!

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To GitSlayer: The only reason for page claiming is that (1) it takes no effort to add on to your post, if you're already making the first post on a page; and (2) it's a simple way for certain simple minds to pad their already overinflated post counts. It's not really any different from posting in "hidden" forums, other than that it makes less of a contribution to post counts and more of a contribution to dropping IQs.

Edited, Oct 1st 2006 at 12:01am PDT by MDenham
#65 Sep 30 2006 at 11:06 PM Rating: Default
Uhh, MDenham the Shady, before you go, GitSlayer has a queation, on the softer side of interpretation.


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hy the @#%^ do you "page claim" and what is the point, I mean other than looking like a complete douche?


What? We can talk about innuendo? We can talk about whatever? We can talk about My hovercraft is full of eelsing like we were dumpster-diving butt nekid? But we can't talk about specifics? Who said it was about about 'us' confirming rather than you confessing, admitting, ack-f#$%-ing-knowledg-ing? A simple request, non?


I guess you'll just have to keep on beating yourself.

/ma "Edit" <post>

I do think, a Forum like the Asylum, can appreciate a rationalization reference to The Big Chill:

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To GitSlayer: The only reason for page claiming is that (1) it takes no effort to add on to your post, if you're already making the first post on a page; and (2) it's a simple way for certain simple minds to pad their already overinflated post counts. It's not really any different from posting in "hidden" forums, other than that it makes less of a contribution to post counts and more of a contribution to dropping IQs.


You still haven't told us what you claimed, why, how, where, etc., @#$% the When. Why? Is that so hard an indulgence to grant "Us" peons? I mean damn, next time hire an airplane to trail your dissatisfaction, after all this time, and after all these posts.

"Hidden" forums huh? Like when the "blahblah boys" play 'Stalins'? So are you gonna whip out that/those /My hovercraft is full of eels identification(s) or just tease us?

Edited, Oct 1st 2006 at 12:21am PDT by MonxDoT
#66 Sep 30 2006 at 11:18 PM Rating: Good
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MDenham the Shady wrote:

To GitSlayer: The only reason for page claiming is that (1) it takes no effort to add on to your post, if you're already making the first post on a page; and (2) it's a simple way for certain simple minds to pad their already overinflated post counts. It's not really any different from posting in "hidden" forums, other than that it makes less of a contribution to post counts and more of a contribution to dropping IQs.



So it's to look like a complete douche. Gotcha.






Edited, Oct 1st 2006 at 12:18am PDT by GitSlayer
#67 Sep 30 2006 at 11:19 PM Rating: Decent
Why: Because I could. That's the same reason anyone else is going to give, for the most part. There isn't any huge "OMG WORLD-SHATTERING SIGNIFICANCE" reason anyone can give for page claiming - it's stupid, and people do it anyway, because they can.

You don't seem to get that people aren't going to accept "why?" as a legitimate question when the only appropriate answer is "because I can", which the asker won't ever accept as a legitimate answer.

I don't consider myself part of "We" - in fact, I'm opposed to Them, and I suspect that when I die, They will come, drink beer, fornicate with whores, and urinate on my grave - and the only person around here that I actively consider a peon is you, Monx.

Continuing to micturate upon your premature senility,
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#68 Sep 30 2006 at 11:21 PM Rating: Decent
GitSlayer wrote:
MDenham the Shady wrote:

To GitSlayer: The only reason for page claiming is that (1) it takes no effort to add on to your post, if you're already making the first post on a page; and (2) it's a simple way for certain simple minds to pad their already overinflated post counts. It's not really any different from posting in "hidden" forums, other than that it makes less of a contribution to post counts and more of a contribution to dropping IQs.



So it's to look like a complete douche. Gotcha.






Edited, Oct 1st 2006 at 12:18am PDT by GitSlayer


Apologies for the double post and the short reply, but yeah, that's the Reader's Digest condensed version of why people claim pages, Git.

Though with how much certain people in Hellboy's circle do it, it's more to look like three douches and an ***** combined.
#69 Sep 30 2006 at 11:29 PM Rating: Default
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"because I can"


=/= want =/= does =/= what it was =/= had to

So much "blame" to spread, inside peanut butter, outside jelly, seven days of the week, and still not a/an answer. You admit you claimed. But you won't say what, who, how, where? Why? Agressive redirection, wow!
#70 Sep 30 2006 at 11:36 PM Rating: Decent
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"because I can"


=/= want =/= does =/= what it was =/= had to

So much "blame" to spread, inside peanut butter, outside jelly, seven days of the week, and still not a/an answer. You admit you claimed. But you won't say what, who, how, where? Why? Agressive redirection, wow!


I've given you the "why", and even gave you the explanation of why you won't ever accept that answer. Since there isn't any other answer, I see no reason to answer your other questions, as you won't accept the answers to them either. Find your own answers and stop being a mouthbreathing cretin. You pollute the gene pool with your very presence.

On a lighter note, I find my inability to make insults that are of any use somewhat amusing. The rest of you will not, and so can proceed to reuse them without fear of being thought unoriginal.
#71 Sep 30 2006 at 11:42 PM Rating: Default
Thank you for that "furtive" post-warning. So what's up with the "what"? Couldn't you even invent an interesting "what"? Since when was it ever, lol, about me "personally" accepting, and not the Asylum Comrades in Armz? You took the torch, lit your pipe, and coughed the flame out. What? It was a simple question. Another time I guess ...
#72 Sep 30 2006 at 11:48 PM Rating: Decent
MonxDoT wrote:
Since when was it ever, lol, about me "personally" accepting, and not the Asylum Comrades in Armz?


Since around the time that you were the only one asking these questions.

GitSlayer just wanted confirmation of a reason he'd already come out with based on his own observations; and he's the only one of Them that's made any related comments other than "it's annoying".

Therefore, the argument has strictly been, on your part, "I'm going to act like I know how everyone else here thinks, even though the notion of my having a clue hasn't even begun to cross God's mind. So I'm going to ask questions that have little or no relevance to a phenomenon that's of little or no relevance to these forums other than annoying admins and other posters, and thereby annoy people myself, and act all random and butthurt when someone calls me on it."

Net result: you've proven, once again, that you are an idiot of Hellboy's caliber. Thanks for your time!
#73 Oct 01 2006 at 12:02 AM Rating: Default
Ok, lmao, so surry for the psychological scurring, but what!?, he-he, did you My hovercraft is full of eels on? Throw it down, whip it out, as a *fact* of pride, 'bro, like you said, it don't matter. Sooooo ....

"Relevant" lol.

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Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash, lol, or something like that.


/tickle Mr._Scaredy_Cat

Me, personally, my all time great My hovercraft is full of eels would totally ;p have to be Joph's thread where I /'claimed on behalf of libertarians, not too long ago, #2, ftw. In the name of love, or some such other political motivator lmao.

P.S. You're welcome. Anytime. {Hey, Kao, *you* said "shhhhhhh"}.

P.S.S. HTH, aka hellboythehand, there's someone else out there who dislikes you even more than me. Happy anniversary, or whatever this thread was for. :P

Edited, Oct 1st 2006 at 1:05am PDT by MonxDoT
#74 Oct 01 2006 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
In summary: Page claiming has all the originality of Smiley: dnp, only without any redeeming side-effects.
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