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#1 Sep 27 2006 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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T.O tries to drink a bleach coctail

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DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens reportedly tried to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication, even putting two more pills into his mouth after a friend intervened.

A Dallas police report released Wednesday morning said Owens told his friend "that he was depressed." Details of the report were first released by WFAA-TV.

The friend, who is not identified in the report, "noticed that (his) prescription pain medication was empty and observed (Owens) putting two pills in his mouth," the police report said.

The friend attempted to pry them out with her fingers, then was told by Owens that before this incident he'd taken only five of the 40 pain pills in the bottle he'd emptied. Owens was asked by rescue workers "if he was attempting to harm himself, at which time (he) stated, `Yes.'"

Owens was hospitalized late Tuesday because of what his publicist said was an allergic reaction to pain medicine he was taking for a broken hand. Doctors reportedly tried to induce vomiting.


That's what you get for signing a basket case. Like the guy wasn't a big enough attention ***** already.

I bet ol' Jerry wishes he had his $25 million back about now.
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#2 Sep 27 2006 at 6:58 AM Rating: Decent
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He's probably the best receiver in the NFL -- insanely talented. But he's so fUcked in the head!

He probably tried to off himself after Parcells said he wanted Owens to play a week after having a metal plate surgically attached to the broken bone in his hand. Smiley: lol
#3 Sep 27 2006 at 7:10 AM Rating: Good
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People are retarded.
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#4 Sep 27 2006 at 7:45 AM Rating: Good
This is a shame because now I'm not sure if I should start Bledsoe in week five against the Eagles or go with Leftwich or even Philip Rivers. I guess I'll just have to wait and see if TO manages to kill himself in the next week and a half before I make my decision.
#5 Sep 27 2006 at 7:56 AM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
This is a shame because now I'm not sure if I should start Bledsoe in week five against the Eagles or go with Leftwich or even Philip Rivers. I guess I'll just have to wait and see if TO manages to kill himself in the next week and a half before I make my decision.


That's a tough call. Rivers will be facing Baltimore, so I doubt you'll see very many points from him. Leftwich is going against Washington, so he's probably got a better chance of performing well.

The sad part is TO didn't succeed. Call me a heartless *******, but he's a waste of Bob-given talent, and Jerry Jones is a chump for signing him.

Of course, the prima donna could go on to catch 1000 yards this season and make me eat my words.
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#6 Sep 27 2006 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
Actually, week five Rivers is up against the Steelers, so probably not a good play but Leftwich has the Jets, which could turn out pretty well. I was just certain TO would go off for two or three touchdowns against the Eagles that week, but if the team shrink hasn't given back his shoelaces by then, I'm not sure how he'll play.

This week, while Rivers and Leftwich are facing Baltimore and Washington, respectively, Bledsoe has Tennessee, so regardless of whether or not TO has met his maker by then I'm figuring on a big game out of the league's least mobile QB.
#7 Sep 27 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Jawbox wrote:
He's probably the best receiver in the NFL -- insanely talented. But he's so fUcked in the head!


That's true. He hasn't completed a full season since 2002, but he still is known as one of the best receivers in the NFL.

Probably another "Poor Me" story he will try to attempt.

Edited, Sep 27th 2006 at 9:17am PDT by Darkenbudddy
#8 Sep 27 2006 at 8:22 AM Rating: Good
Darkenbudddy wrote:

Probably another "Poor Me" story he will try to attempt.


Sound like this, Yoda would, if he was a heartless *******.
#9 Sep 27 2006 at 8:24 AM Rating: Good
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Darkenbudddy wrote:

Probably another "Poor Me" story he will try to attempt.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would listen to this man. He KNOWS waht he's talking about.
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#10 Sep 27 2006 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
wouldnt be surprised if it was a publicity ploy to try and get sympathy, since his image has gone downhill in the last few years.

guess the TO now means Total Overdose
#11 Sep 28 2006 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
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alchemistceno wrote:
wouldnt be surprised if it was a publicity ploy to try and get sympathy, since his image has gone downhill in the last few years.

guess the TO now means Total Overdose


And what exactly has TO done that is so bad besides ask for more money for doing his job and having a confrontation with some of the guys he plays with?

He doesn't participate well in team sports, he's not a team player, but in the grand scheme of things, he hasn't done anything wrong. He doesn't have 20 illegitimate kids he won't care for like a Shawn Kemp, he doesn't rape girls like Kobe, he doesn't beat women like Brett Myers, he doesn't spit at the crowd/kids like Barkley, he doesn't storm the stands and fight fans like Ron Artest, he doesn't commit double homicides and get away with it like OJ....
#12 Sep 28 2006 at 8:09 PM Rating: Good
Whimsi wrote:
He doesn't have 20 illegitimate kids he won't care for like a Shawn Kemp, he doesn't rape girls like Kobe, he doesn't beat women like Brett Myers, he doesn't spit at the crowd/kids like Barkley, he doesn't storm the stands and fight fans like Ron Artest, he doesn't commit double homicides and get away with it like OJ....


Well that's his own damn fault. You can bet your *** if I were a six foot five negro, built like a brick Shithouse and a multi-multi millionaire to boot, I'd be the most woman beatin', spittin', rapinest dead-beat-daddy of them all.

As for what he's done that's so wrong? Well ask me once I stop fantasizing.
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