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Looks like Santa is stoned again.

I did the sweating thing too Kelv. Wonderful feeling, isn't it? Oh, and the crawling skin... yay!

It gets better. Sort of. I think.


I sooo need a smoke.

The best part is when you start coughing up bitter, viscous material sloughed off from your lungs and throat.

Enjoy!

Yeah, I show having a new PM but when I open my PM box there is nothing new in there.

I got a PM from a butthurt noob, so seemingly the PM's are working.

so are the rumors true that allakhazam has been purchased





















lol

The most irritating part of my post-smoking cough was that I *didn't* expel any lung evil but rather I just had this horrible dry cough where I felt as if my chest was stuffed full of nettles. At least if I was hacking up goo, I'd have felt productive.

Been over a year and a half now since I quit. Strangely enough, late last night I had a craving again. Nothing to make me sneak out to the gas station but I could imagine the smell and taste of it.

I'm telling you people, there is just no compelling reason to quit smoking if you roll your own. There are, however, a number of valid reasons why you should twist your own smokes:

1)It costs less than two dollars for the equivalent of two packs of manufactured cigs.

2)Often, I don't even smoke a whole cigarette at one time, and when you set them down, they just put themselves out due to a lack of nasty chemicals which cause your twentieth century smokes to quickly turn to ash, neccessitating you light another.

3)The cravings are way more subdued, and it's not uncommon for me to just forget to smoke for a day or two.

4)You will meet interesting people since you are basically letting it be known that you smoke pot, too. You see, the methodology of rolling a cigarette and rolling a joint are virtually identical, except for the tobacco comes all broken up.

5)It's like being a cowboy, but less gay.

That's five good reasons to roll your own smokes, and I didn't even mention the increased finger dexterity, rawr.

Was it me?

waht I raelly should do is find my last years attempted quitting smoking thread to point out to myself waht a fúcking loser I actually am...


buty that would just make me want to smoke.

Sad but true. I quit (for the second time) about 6 years ago, and I still to this day occasionally get cravings.

The good news is that it gets A LOT easier the longer you can go without smoking. It's almost effortless after a while. But it never goes away entirely.

Has?

Um Kelv... it's only half over, heh.

Get-the-gun, get-the-gun, shoot-shoot-shoot-shoot.