Totem wrote:
So whatcher sayin', Nobs, is that blue balls are the next step in your courtship of The Flame, followed by angry red balls. Uh-huh. This does not sound like a healthy relationship, dude. She's either a ****-teasing ****** or a physical therapist whose treatments of your man-spackle laden ********* largely consist of cold compresses and hot soakings. Neither one sounds fun.
ToUtem
I am unladen, thank you very much.
And when it comes to Jewellery. . .
Last week when DF was asleep I bestowed upon her a fine English Pearl Necklace
This was doubly appreciated, as when we'd discussed Jewellery, she had said I shouldn't spend too much, but I decided to splash out anyway
Do I get the 'Double-Entendre Prize' now?
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