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Everything everyone says is interpretted as being sexual in nature. Stop using the 
face.
face. NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Everything everyone says is interpretted as being sexual in nature. Stop using the face.
face. 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
You're right. This is far better.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
You're right. This is far better.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Everything everyone says is interpretted as being sexual in nature. Stop using the face.
face. So you mean kind of like when my co-workers and I laughed at another one cause he had a Harley strap on delivered to his office at work?
I bet Nobby and DF's PMs are RIFE with 's.
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I bet Fleajo1 and Fleajo2's PMs are RIFE with 's.
's.Elderon the Wise wrote:
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I bet Fleajo1 and Fleajo2's PMs are RIFE with 's.
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s, tho. We're emo!
Atomicflea wrote:
I bet Nobby and DF's PMs are RIFE with 's.
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stage The
will be next, followed by the 
Then it's probably time for
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Atomicflea wrote:
I bet Nobby and DF's PMs are RIFE with 's.
's.You would be quite right, and
feckin' servers or whatever... ok now let me reply to the above post:
I guess you can poke a
instead of me, or buy 
when I go Lorena on your *** Edited, Sep 26th 2006 at 5:36pm EDT by Darqflame
Kween Darqflame wrote:
I guess you can poke a
instead of me, or buy when I go Lorena on your *** is silver So I kante spel
Edited, Sep 26th 2006 at 5:39pm EDT by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Until someone comes up with an erect phallus icon, we're stuck. Deal with it.
So whatcher sayin', Nobs, is that blue balls are the next step in your courtship of The Flame, followed by angry red balls. Uh-huh. This does not sound like a healthy relationship, dude. She's either a ****-teasing ****** or a physical therapist whose treatments of your man-spackle laden ********* largely consist of cold compresses and hot soakings. Neither one sounds fun.
Totem
Totem
No he's just showing you that when he buys me that last diamond, that I won't be happy with it, it'll be too small, so he will be 
and I will be 
.
Regarding the other jewels, they are well dealt with, thank you.
and I will be . Regarding the other jewels, they are well dealt with, thank you.
Totem wrote:
So whatcher sayin', Nobs, is she's a ****-teasing ****** whose treatments of your man-spackle laden ********* largely consist of cold compresses and hot soakings.
Just one more thing... FTFY
And that involves ice cubes, and hot oils (he wouldn't let me use wax).
Totem wrote:
So whatcher sayin', Nobs, is that blue balls are the next step in your courtship of The Flame, followed by angry red balls. Uh-huh. This does not sound like a healthy relationship, dude. She's either a ****-teasing ****** or a physical therapist whose treatments of your man-spackle laden ********* largely consist of cold compresses and hot soakings. Neither one sounds fun.
ToUtem
ToUtem
And when it comes to Jewellery. . .
Last week when DF was asleep I bestowed upon her a fine English Pearl Necklace
This was doubly appreciated, as when we'd discussed Jewellery, she had said I shouldn't spend too much, but I decided to splash out anyway
Do I get the 'Double-Entendre Prize' now?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hell those pearls just wash off. I take nothing less than diamonds. And now, I am thinking platinum instead of gold... see what you got yourself into!
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Hell those pearls just wash off. I take nothing less than diamonds. And now, I am thinking platinum instead of gold... see what you got yourself into!
Platinum trumps gold every time.
Pearl necklaces...
Glad to know I'm not the only one that wears one when I'm sleeping. Which begs the questions, fellas, what's up with that when the ladies are sleeping?Easy peasy, Thumbs. Their mouths open when they snore...
Totem
Totem
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
what's up with that when the ladies are sleeping?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Hell those pearls just wash off. I take nothing less than diamonds. And now, I am thinking platinum instead of gold... see what you got yourself into!
Platinum trumps gold every time.
Pearl necklaces...
Glad to know I'm not the only one that wears one when I'm sleeping. Which begs the questions, fellas, what's up with that when the ladies are sleeping?What the hell are you talking about?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Hell those pearls just wash off. I take nothing less than diamonds. And now, I am thinking platinum instead of gold... see what you got yourself into!
Platinum trumps gold every time.
Pearl necklaces...
Glad to know I'm not the only one that wears one when I'm sleeping. Which begs the questions, fellas, what's up with that when the ladies are sleeping?What the hell are you talking about?
Seriously? If you are, someone PM him and enlighten him.
Or bring back the numbers.
Neph never knew women woke up with the necklaces, he thought it was just the guys.
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