a black man's *****.
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So how is Totem doing, and why did he visit?
Your new subscription of "Black Snakes on a plane" come in?
I'm at work
was in my car, on this gorgeous day.. chilling
it's a buisness park
lots of trees.
then I look to my left...
dude whips it out. starts taking a whiz.
it's a buisness park
lots of trees.
then I look to my left...
dude whips it out. starts taking a whiz.
Did it see you? Do you think it could smell your fear?
Was his pee green?
(that's what I heard)
(that's what I heard)
I did waht it says in the "White boy's guide to city livin' 5th edition " and immediatly backed against a flat surface andstood completely still, as it it said that they detect by motion.
at one point I thought it has spied me, as it began moving it's head from side to die, but to my great relief, it went away back into the brick jungle... finally I reased my breath.
at one point I thought it has spied me, as it began moving it's head from side to die, but to my great relief, it went away back into the brick jungle... finally I reased my breath.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
I did waht it says in the "White boy's guide to city livin' 5th edition " and immediatly backed against a flat surface andstood completely still, as it it said that they detect by motion.
at one point I thought it has spied me, as it began moving it's head from side to die, but to my great relief, it went away back into the brick jungle... finally I reased my breath.
at one point I thought it has spied me, as it began moving it's head from side to die, but to my great relief, it went away back into the brick jungle... finally I reased my breath.
Jawbox wrote:
Was his pee green?
(that's what I heard)
(that's what I heard)
you now, taht is really funny.
I used to work at this pizza place, and it was a really really busy friday night, and the carry-out was filled, so I got the hell out of there out the side door to spark one, and lo and behold, against the wall of the joint, 1 foot away from the damn door, some homeboy is pissing, and the **** it neon fúcking green...
he later was in the mob in the carry out, and I rang him up and was like "yo, try not to **** on our store anymore ok?", and he started laughing at me, and I was like "by the way, are you like an alien or something, why did that **** look radio-active?"
Vitamins.
Kumar: 'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy: Huh?
Kumar: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy: What?
Kumar: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar: No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What?
Creepy Guy: You fUckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy: [quietly] Nice pubes.
Kumar: [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.
Creepy Guy: Huh?
Kumar: I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy: What?
Kumar: I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy: Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar: Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy: Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar: No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What?
Creepy Guy: You fUckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy: [quietly] Nice pubes.
Kumar: [pauses, creeped out] Thanks.
Lots of B-12 will do that (Make your pee neon). Aparigus (sp?) has that effect. Red-Bull and quite a few energry drinks have a lot of it since it is a stimulant.
This ***** seems to have made quite the impression. I'm sure this is a memory you'll take out of the pocket of your memory and treasure fondly. Congratulations.
Once and for all, the average size of an ERECT ***** is no different between blacks and whites. At least, thats the therory that helps me sleep at night...
Dunno if any of you watch Rome, but "Large ***** is always welcome!"
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