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#1 Sep 25 2006 at 8:53 PM Rating: Good
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Now I know, Illia posted in the feedback forum that recent visitors would be all fUcked for a bit, but it made me feel uncomfortable and so I was compelled to start a new thread. I have that feeling like when you're the last one in the office, and you look around and realize it, and the possibilities are endless. You could skeet on your neighbor's monitor, or crap in your boss' bottom drawer.

So in the interest of building a fine reserve of **** material, what do you do when you think noone is watching? You can probably guess what I do.
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#2 Sep 25 2006 at 8:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm watching you.
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#3 Sep 25 2006 at 8:56 PM Rating: Good
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I'm watching you.


Great, I can get back to ************ and acting like you can't see me, then.
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#4 Sep 25 2006 at 9:06 PM Rating: Decent
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You actually stopped? I feel warm and fuzzy.

Oh, and just so I look like a suckup etc. You're my favorite poster here. I'm sure you don't care (or maybe you do), but you're one funny guy.
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#5 Sep 25 2006 at 9:10 PM Rating: Decent
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On a lighter note. George Carlin was absolutely fabulous last night. If anyone that reads this ever gets the chance to see him, go. You won't regret it.
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#6 Sep 25 2006 at 9:12 PM Rating: Default
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Anyway, when no one is watching , I generally light one up.
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#7 Sep 26 2006 at 12:27 AM Rating: Decent
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A visitor? I'd pay to see that.

"Excuse me, I'm here to see if you're interested in buying OH MY GOD YOU SET ME ON FIRE WTF ARRRRRRRRRGH!!1!" <dead>
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#8 Sep 26 2006 at 3:40 AM Rating: Decent
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So in the interest of building a fine reserve of **** material, what do you do when you think noone is watching? You can probably guess what I do.


I sing. I rarely sing in front of others, though I have a pleasant voice. And I sing songs that almost no one wants to hear... Monty Python songs, old folk tunes from The Weavers or Woody Guthrie. I enjoy it, but am aware that others don't, so I keep it to myself. One of my favorite places to sing is while riding my motorcycle. The acoustics inside my helmet are awful and the wind noise can be very loud, but I know nobody can hear me, so I can really cut loose and belt it out.

Edited, Sep 26th 2006 at 7:48am EDT by Deathwysh
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#9 Sep 26 2006 at 4:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Paskil wrote:
I'm watching you.


Great, I can get back to ************ to Hitler and acting like you can't see me, then.



Fixed for Accuracy.
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#10 Sep 26 2006 at 4:40 AM Rating: Good
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I was wondering how the hell I got the song All By Myself stuck in my head. Now I'm pissed, BT. Smiley: mad

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
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#11 Sep 26 2006 at 5:04 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
I was wondering how the hell I got the song All By Myself stuck in my head. Now I'm pissed, BT. Smiley: mad

All by myself
Don't wanna be
All by myself
Anymore


The original (too lazy to look up his name)? Or the one by Celine?
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#12 Sep 26 2006 at 5:08 AM Rating: Good
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And I sing songs that almost no one wants to hear... Monty Python songs

Isn't it awfully nice to have a *****?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a ****,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your ****.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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#13 Sep 26 2006 at 5:41 AM Rating: Decent
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I tell all my imaginary friends it's ok to come out of hiding now, and we all have a lovely tea party.
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#14 Sep 26 2006 at 5:46 AM Rating: Good
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I scratch myself. Vigorously.
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#15 Sep 26 2006 at 6:01 AM Rating: Good
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I usually pick at my split ends or tweeze my eybrows. I love to groom. I'm like a monkey.
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#16 Sep 26 2006 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
I usually pick at my split ends or tweeze my eybrows. I love to groom. I'm like a monkey.


/nod I do the same thing. Always check to make sure my makeup is still there. A quick brush of my hair. And if I have a couple of minutes, pluck a stray or two eyebrow hairs.

I'll also do the Twist on top of my desk.
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