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In response to British Columbia's contrivances, I would like to offer the following opposing points. Before I get moving here, let me point out that the biggest difference between me and British Columbia is that British Columbia wants to condone illegal activities. I, on the other hand, want to resolve our disputes without violence. I have a New Year's resolution for British Columbia: It should pick up a book before it jumps to the putrid conclusion that its activities are on the up-and-up. We must reach out to people with the message that one need not look any further than British Columbia's insensitive scare tactics to see that British Columbia bickers and argues over petty things. We must alert people of that. We must educate them. We must inspire them. And we must encourage them to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction.

I would not have thought it possible that it's likely that in a lustrum or two British Columbia will move biggety alarmism from the vulgar fringe into a realm of respectability if we don't stop it now, but it's true. As another disquieting tidbit, the following must be stated: Some wrongheaded polemics are actually considering helping British Columbia ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. How quickly such people forget that they were lied to, made fun of, and ridiculed by British Columbia on numerous occasions. Truth be told, once you understand British Columbia's solutions, you have a responsibility to do something about them. To know, to understand, and not to act, is an egregious sin of omission. It is the sin of silence. It is the sin of letting British Columbia accelerate the natural tendency of civilization to devolve from order to chaos, liberty to tyranny, and virtue to vice. Unholy, evil insurrectionists all over the country are now having an absolute field day with their new-found freedoms supposedly granted by British Columbia's taradiddles. May we never forget this if we are to deny British Columbia and its co-conspirators a chance to use scapegoating as a foil to draw anger away from more accurate targets.

Seriously, huh?

Rumor has it you can get some great pot up there. It's a wonder Kelvy 'knows' so much about BC.
Too right, son! Quebec has the mother of all igloos!

Try hearing him on the phone talking in between hits.

The problem is, I got to pass a test to see if I'm up the task for their english grade twelve test (requirement for my program, as i read from their site)... Is it hard?

Well, your written English is better than 50% of the posters we see around here so I'm going to go with 'you'll be fine'.

Can I do it from Quebec instead of going over there for one day at the expensive price of 900$ for a round-trip ticket?

You'd have to ask BCIT, how are we supposed to know?

Also, is British Columbia a nice place? Like, I totally HAVE to make my igloo, or else I will bring shame upon my Canadian ancestors. Does it costs a lot to live normally aka three meals a day, a shower and an OK appartment over there?

BC is one of the most expensive provinces in the country. You better have rich parents or be prepared to work while you get your edjumacation.

Finally, is BCIT an OK institution?

Sure, why not.

Why would you suppose that We knows this? Or cares?

But in response to your question, yes.

Last winter, I went to be visiting in Abitibi-Témiscamingue. Let me tell you, I saw dis car crash right into da front of de 'otel. There was a guy driving de car and some girl in the passsenger spot. After the crash, there was a tonne of debris all over de road. I ran to de car to see if deys was ok. To my amazement, I came up to the car and I look into the car and both of them, there they were, gone! Side by each missing!

De police came an asked me if I did see what happen. I told them yes I saw it all, and that the couple was rather flighty. De police asked why I would ave de impression that the couple was flighty. I told hem dat dey add flown out of de car and into de 'otel true de window.

Tabarnaque, dis stuff never 'appens in BC.

Yaaaaaaaa tuuuuuuuuu d'laaaaa biere icitte,
ya tu d'la biere icitte,
si ya pas'd biere icitte,
bein moi j'men va d'icitte!

You've been peeking at my *****!!