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#52 Sep 25 2006 at 6:58 PM Rating: Good
My cousin was flat as a board, even after three kids. She got a boob job just for her and her hubby, and she only got like a b or small c so it wouldn't be incredibly obvious.

I mean..if some chick wants some damn D's that make your back hurt all the damn time I'll gladly cut mine off and throw them at her
#53 Sep 25 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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My cousin was flat as a board, even after three kids. She got a boob job just for her and her hubby, and she only got like a b or small c so it wouldn't be incredibly obvious.

I mean..if some chick wants some damn D's that make your back hurt all the damn time I'll gladly cut mine off and throw them at her


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#54 Sep 25 2006 at 8:38 PM Rating: Good
I will go on record with the position that all boobs, ******** jigglies, jugs, breasts, hooters, ta-tas, funbags and anything else you can call them are a-okay. I can even overlook a hair or two.
#55 Sep 26 2006 at 12:59 AM Rating: Good
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#56 Sep 26 2006 at 6:12 AM Rating: Good
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Meh. I have had a B all my life, and, while I love the look of a C-cup, I wouldn't risk my sensitivity for a larger cup size that would only place higher demands on gravity as I got older.

Plus I like being able to wear low-cut outfits without fearing fallout, or appearing vulgar.
#57 Sep 26 2006 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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Plus I like being able to wear low-cut outfits without fearing fallout, or appearing vulgar.


I wish I could do that. Smiley: frown
#58 Sep 26 2006 at 6:27 AM Rating: Good
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I wish I could do that. Smiley: frown
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#59 Sep 26 2006 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
It's always like that though. Everyone wants what they don't have. Smaller cups want ginormous breasteses so men can stare at them or make them feel better about themselves, etc., and chicks with huge ones just want them to go the hell away.
#60 Sep 26 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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#61 Sep 26 2006 at 7:00 AM Rating: Good
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Before kids I was a measly A and I definitely had thoughts of going for enhancements for a long time. There is nothing worse to self esteem when you see shirts that just dont fit right cause youre lacking in the boob dept. Also a lot of women lose their cup size after kids and I was horrified to think I may actually lose what little I had. When pregnant though I went to a full C. Going from nothing to a full C was a little drastic. I couldnt get used to them.
When my son was born and they started to return to some semblance of normalcy I was one of the lucky few who actually got to keep a natural full B. And I like them a lot. I got the curvy look, I dont have backaches, and I feel confident enough to wear low cut, almost revealing clothing.

Long story short, Ive been to that point where I can fully understand someone wanting the boob job. I would have been one myself if things had turned out differently. The important factor it comes down to is will it give that boost of confidence to someone who needs it? And will they be smart enough to not go overboard?
#62 Sep 26 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't really care one way or the other, as long as they don't look overwhelmingly fake.

I can't believe that women would pay that much money for something that cosmetic. Give it to charity. Then see how good you feel about yourself.
#63 Sep 26 2006 at 7:15 AM Rating: Good
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I've thought of getting reduction back to a c cup, I was before 3 kids from the d's I have now, but decided against it. The thought of my nipples being farther down turn me off of the idea.

I would love to have a bit more padding on my fanny though and would go under a knife for it.
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#64 Sep 26 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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So I guess you guys would be all for all the sci-fi futuristic cyber-implants and brain-chips and all that hoo-haa as well?
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#65 Sep 26 2006 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
I've thought of getting reduction back to a c cup, I was before 3 kids from the d's I have now, but decided against it. The thought of my nipples being farther down turn me off of the idea.
I thought they moved the nipple up, and did a boob lift pretty much at the same time?

My cousin got one of those. Left her with a funky anchor-shaped scar, but at least her back doesn't hurt any more.
#66 Sep 26 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:

I would love to have a bit more padding on my fanny though and would go under a knife for it.
You know there are Brits here don't you?

And you know 'fanny' means the front botty over here?

Carry on.

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#67 Sep 26 2006 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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You know there are Brits here don't you?

And you know 'fanny' means the front botty over here?


gawd, from steering wheels to asses, is there no limit to youur country's perversion?
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#68 Sep 26 2006 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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is there no limit to youur country's perversion?
Dunno what you mean.

Now I'm stepping outside to smoke a *** (and I don't mean shoot Saboruto in the face)
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#69 Sep 26 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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but when she starts inviting everyone to squeeze her bewbs when her mother's in the room, I think a line has been crossed.


Was tempted to ask the obvious question here, but feel it is not really my place. >.>
#70 Sep 26 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Just thought I'd voice my opinion as well.

I like natural over fake 110% of the time.

My wife was a 34B when we got married and we have two children. Now she's an A cup and I still love her just the same. Not that she believes me because she's got this idea that bigger is sexier.

#71 Sep 26 2006 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Just thought I'd voice my opinion as well.

I like natural over fake 110% of the time.

My wife was a 34B when we got married and we have two children. Now she's an A cup and I still love her just the same. Not that she believes me because she's got this idea that bigger is sexier.


hrmmm I wonder where that idea came from? Smiley: dubious
#72 Sep 26 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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but when she starts inviting everyone to squeeze her bewbs when her mother's in the room, I think a line has been crossed.


Was tempted to ask the obvious question here, but feel it is not really my place. >.>


Since I'm sure it entered other people's minds:

At one of the many bridal showers, she was wearing a fairly low cut top and the cleavage was eye-popping (and seam-popping as well). So of course the boob job became a discussion. Turns out that a bunch of her friends have either had one done or are contemplating one. So they were all talking about the pros and cons of the surgery. But my cousin SWEARS that hers feel very natural so all the girls started squeezing her bosom. Her mom just sat there and painfully grinned through it.

But after the bridal shower was a bachelorette party where in every picture someone was squeezing someone's boob as they hopped from club to club. I'm sure that all the random guys that night enjoyed the show.
#73 Sep 26 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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but when she starts inviting everyone to squeeze her bewbs when her mother's in the room, I think a line has been crossed.


Was tempted to ask the obvious question here, but feel it is not really my place. >.>


Since I'm sure it entered other people's minds:

At one of the many bridal showers, she was wearing a fairly low cut top and the cleavage was eye-popping (and seam-popping as well). So of course the boob job became a discussion. Turns out that a bunch of her friends have either had one done or are contemplating one. So they were all talking about the pros and cons of the surgery. But my cousin SWEARS that hers feel very natural so all the girls started squeezing her bosom. Her mom just sat there and painfully grinned through it.

But after the bridal shower was a bachelorette party where in every picture someone was squeezing someone's boob as they hopped from club to club. I'm sure that all the random guys that night enjoyed the show.
The question still begs to be asked, which ones taste better. I'd be willing to come over for a testing session, just say when.
#74 Sep 26 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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From what I understand they feel fine at first, but over the years scar tissue develops which necessitates subsequent surgeries.
#75 Sep 26 2006 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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The question still begs to be asked, which ones taste better. I'd be willing to come over for a testing session, just say when.


Silly question. The one (two) that you're allowed to put in your mouth always tastes better. That should not preclude the tasting session, however, which I think is brilliant.
#76 Sep 26 2006 at 7:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
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but when she starts inviting everyone to squeeze her bewbs when her mother's in the room, I think a line has been crossed.


Was tempted to ask the obvious question here, but feel it is not really my place. >.>


Since I'm sure it entered other people's minds:

At one of the many bridal showers, she was wearing a fairly low cut top and the cleavage was eye-popping (and seam-popping as well). So of course the boob job became a discussion. Turns out that a bunch of her friends have either had one done or are contemplating one. So they were all talking about the pros and cons of the surgery. But my cousin SWEARS that hers feel very natural so all the girls started squeezing her bosom. Her mom just sat there and painfully grinned through it.

But after the bridal shower was a bachelorette party where in every picture someone was squeezing someone's boob as they hopped from club to club. I'm sure that all the random guys that night enjoyed the show.

I totally just jizzed in my pants right now.
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