I'm feeling particularly xenophobic. Maybe it's just because it's Monday, or maybe it's from having to sift through crap to find any decent content on the forum.
Either way, ask yourself, "Does Elderon know me?" Not as in KNOW me, but will I recognize your name while skimming through to threads? If you find yourself answering "NO" to this question, just do yourself a favour and just don't post today. Trying to be all tough and saying how you don't care, may elicit unwanted results.
This has been a public service announcement.
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Edited, Sep 25th 2006 at 1:28pm EDT by Elderon
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I thought this thread was going to be an in-depth review of Meredith Vieira's debut on the Today Show®. 
Hey Eldy, how's the old ******, eh?
Today
I feel like pleasing you more than before
Today
I know what I want to do but I don't know what for
To be living for you
is all I want to do
To be loving you it'll all be there when my dreams come true
Today
you'll make me say that I somehow have changed
Today
you'll look into my eyes, I'm just not the same
To be anymore
than all I am would be a lie
I'm so full of love
I could burst apart and start to cry
Today
everything you want, I swear it all will come true
Today
I realize how much I'm in love with you
With you standing here I could tell the world what it means to love
To go on from here I can't use words, they don't say enough
Please, please listen to *****me******
It's taken so long to come true
And it's all for you
all for you....
I feel like pleasing you more than before
Today
I know what I want to do but I don't know what for
To be living for you
is all I want to do
To be loving you it'll all be there when my dreams come true
Today
you'll make me say that I somehow have changed
Today
you'll look into my eyes, I'm just not the same
To be anymore
than all I am would be a lie
I'm so full of love
I could burst apart and start to cry
Today
everything you want, I swear it all will come true
Today
I realize how much I'm in love with you
With you standing here I could tell the world what it means to love
To go on from here I can't use words, they don't say enough
Please, please listen to *****me******
It's taken so long to come true
And it's all for you
all for you....
Molish wrote:
#37
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Hey Eldy, how's the old ******, eh?
Today I hate everyone. I'm nauseous and exhausted.
This place is deader than Osama today; maybe you guys could help me with something. When I was terminated from Progressive earlier this year, I cashed out my stock and promptly spent it at the strip club. That is to say, I thought I'd cashed out all my stock. I got a final check on saturday from the discharge of my remaining stock.
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
This place is deader than Osama today; maybe you guys could help me with something. When I was terminated from Progressive earlier this year, I cashed out my stock and promptly spent it at the strip club. That is to say, I thought I'd cashed out all my stock. I got a final check on saturday from the discharge of my remaining stock.
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Molish wrote:
#37
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Just enough for a visit to Coddy's mom.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Jawbox wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Just enough for a visit to Coddy's mom.
And I know all sorts of do-it-yourself down-home herpes remedies that won't cost me a thing!
Jawbox wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Just enough for a visit to Coddy's mom.
Jophiel wrote:
Molish wrote:
#37
Using what wrong? Tare's law??
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Hah!
That all you got? Big bad Asylumites, pssshaw! I'm so unimpressed.
Tare wrote:
Using what wrong? Tare's law??
Hah!
Hah!
BarkinToitle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Edit: Option #2 would be to gain a day's worth of labor from an Indo-Chinese child skilled in the art of manufacturing Nikes.
Edited, Sep 25th 2006 at 2:13pm EDT by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Tare wrote:
Hah!
That all you got? Big bad Asylumites, pssshaw! I'm so unimpressed.
That's all I've got, sadly.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Atomicflea wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
The check was printed not on paper, but on a sheet of finely weaved swiss banker's pubes. The ink was not ink; it was the bluest of blood. The font? Well I think it was sans sheriff or something.
Edit: because I assume you assumed it was not printed on papper, that'd just be gross.
Edited, Sep 25th 2006 at 2:17pm EDT by Barkingturtle
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So my question is, what would you do with a check for three cents?
Quote:
Today I hate everyone. I'm nauseous and exhausted.
WTF! Why do I always miss the 'hey I'm pregnant' threads?!
Quote:
"Does Elderon know me?"
Perv.
I don't care if you know me because I'm hard like that. Yeah, that's how I roll. /flex
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Hey Eldy, how's the old ******, eh?
This was, perhaps, one of the finest Nobby joke set-ups ever. I'm sorry you missed it. The pics, by the way, were either out of focus or you're all smeary back there.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Hey Eldy, how's the old ******, eh?
edit: P.S. I was fishing for the response "No Eldy, what was in them?"
Edited, Sep 25th 2006 at 2:32pm EDT by Elderon
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Hey Eldy, how's the old ******, eh?
Ohhhh, that explains the lipstick!
Yay I get to post.
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Yay I get to post.
Like anyone has been able to stop your dumb *** before.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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