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Masked thieves armed with a chisel stole the ***** of a wooden Maori figurine, or tiki, at the entrance of a public library in northern New Zealand, police said.
Criminal Number #1: What did you steal today?
Criminal #2: I stole a purse with $342.00 and a 2001 Ford Tarus. What did you make off with?
Criminal #1: My friends and I stole a wooden *****!
Criminal #2:
