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#1 Sep 22 2006 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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LONDON (Reuters) - A large number of Britons would be prepared to give up sex if it meant they would live to be 100, according to a survey Friday.

The Mori research found that 40 percent would pass on the passion for longevity, although far more women (48 percent) were willing to make the sacrifice than men (31 percent).

However nearly all (94 percent) would not give up their friends or family in order to reach their century while a half thought scientists should keep trying to prolong people's lifespans.

Private health care provider BUPA commissioned the survey as part of a debate on the implications of an aging population.

"Britain is facing an aging time bomb with major challenges presented by retirement, the desire to live longer and the increasing burden of caring for older people," said Andrew Vallance-Owen, BUPA's medical director.


This is absurd! I'd like to see the results for France. I'm sure that it would be reveresed. So Asylum, what say you cheeky monkeys?

Which would you choose?
Guarenteed life to 100, but must be celibate from this point forward:3 (2.8%)
***** like a monkey everyday, but only live to 80:52 (48.6%)
What's the difference, I don't get sex anyway:14 (13.1%)
Sorry, what did you say? I was too busy having sex to pay attention:26 (24.3%)
Does sex with animals count?:12 (11.2%)
Total:107


#2 Sep 22 2006 at 7:49 AM Rating: Default
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I voted the middle choice because it's true, at least for the moment. Smiley: cry
#3 Sep 22 2006 at 8:01 AM Rating: Default
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That is the dumbest survey I've ever heard of. First of all, do you have any idea how many Britons couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a fist full of fifties? My guess would be ~71%. Secondly I can't imagine there would be any correlation made between living longer and abstinence. It's exercise which is good for you, in more ways than just caloric reduction. And lastly, celibacy is a really bad idea; look at prison and the Catholic church.
#4 Sep 22 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
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That is the dumbest survey I've ever heard of. First of all, do you have any idea how many Britons couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a fist full of fifties? My guess would be ~71%. Secondly I can't imagine there would be any correlation made between living longer and abstinence. It's exercise which is good for you, in more ways than just caloric reduction. And lastly, celibacy is a really bad idea; look at prison and the Catholic church.
I hear that! I think I was born part rabbit though.

I'd also like to point out - what's the point to living until you're 100 if you can't have sex anyway? If you get past 80 it's most likely going to be a celibate time regardless.

Edited, Sep 22nd 2006 at 12:10pm EDT by Elderon
#5 Sep 22 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Default
I would be more likely to follow the celibate path if it were guaranteed I wouldn't live to one-hundred. Unless I'm going to get all demented and be a burden on my family, that would rock.

Edited, Sep 22nd 2006 at 12:11pm EDT by Barkingturtle
#6 Sep 22 2006 at 8:38 AM Rating: Decent
Celibacy is bad for men for many reasons, not the least of which is due to the fact that ones prostate turns green and grows limbs as a result. Who needs appendages sprouting from your prostate?

If I could live to be 100 and be as athletic and active as I am today (and feel good), then I'd consider it.

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Nah, that's bullshit. Sex FTW.
#7 Sep 22 2006 at 9:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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80 it is, the 20 years between 80 and 100 look like they really suck, anyway.
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#8 Sep 22 2006 at 9:08 AM Rating: Default
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#9 Sep 22 2006 at 9:11 AM Rating: Default
B) ***** like a monkey everyday, but only live to 40.
Fix.



Edited, Sep 22nd 2006 at 1:13pm EDT by PackyMcStout
#10 Sep 22 2006 at 9:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
80 it is, the 20 years between 80 and 100 look like they really suck, anyway.


Same choice, but the question really is "What if it's awful sex you're having?" Would you make the same choice?
#11 Sep 22 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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What if it's awful sex you're having?


To a guy, there is no such beast.
#12 Sep 22 2006 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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B) ***** like a monkey everyday, but only live to 40.
Fix.
That might work if most of the board population wasn't either past or encroaching on 40.
#13 Sep 22 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
80 it is, the 20 years between 80 and 100 look like they really suck, anyway.


Same choice, but the question really is "What if it's awful sex you're having?" Would you make the same choice?
Then you'd just have to add a stipulation that you "get to move in with Eldy" if you choose the hawt monkey sex option. Smiley: sly
#14 Sep 22 2006 at 9:52 AM Rating: Default
This thread has ignited within me a desire to have sex with a one hundred year-old woman.
#15 Sep 22 2006 at 10:29 AM Rating: Decent
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I refuse to vote because there is no potion about having sex with old people.

The title was rather misleading.
#16 Sep 22 2006 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Having sex always makes me feel like I'm 20, so 80 it is: and well-lived.
#17 Sep 22 2006 at 10:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Having sex always makes me feel like I'm 20, so 80 it is: and well-lived.


That would have been a lot hotter if you had said 16 and in pigtails instead of 20.

Just sayin'
#18 Sep 22 2006 at 10:40 AM Rating: Decent
Nooners rock.

What was this thread about again?
#19 Sep 22 2006 at 10:40 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
This thread has ignited within me a desire to have sex with a one hundred year-old woman.


Halloween's coming up, so you can have her this year. I found a hotter one. (NSFW!)
#20 Sep 22 2006 at 11:34 AM Rating: Decent
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
80 it is, the 20 years between 80 and 100 look like they really suck, anyway.


/nod

It's like Sam Kinnison used to say, "So I miss those wonderful Golden Years, you know, where you get to say things like 'It hurts when I pee' and 'I think I just shat myself'"
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#21 Sep 22 2006 at 10:18 PM Rating: Default
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[/quote]Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
This thread has ignited within me a desire to have sex with a one hundred year-old woman.


Halloween's coming up, so you can have her this year. I found a hotter one. (NSFW!)[quote]


Jawbox, your the reason i will stay up at night paranoid of an old scary lady coming in O.o
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#22 Sep 22 2006 at 11:07 PM Rating: Default
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voted #3

*cries in corner*


Honestly though, I don't want to live to be that age unless I am promised that I will go crazy by then. You know what kind of crazy I'm talking about: walking around my rest-home with an open robe (or no robe at all) where a nurse runs after me to put it back on.... only for me to escape from it later and hit on the vending machine. That would be pretty sweet.
#23 Sep 23 2006 at 1:23 AM Rating: Decent
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First of all, do you have any idea how many Britons couldn't get laid in a ***** house with a fist full of fifties?


QFT.

I mean... um... outrage...
#24 Sep 23 2006 at 9:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Why would anyone want to live to be 100!
All it is is *********************************** in a bag, using a wheelchair, and broken hips!

I picked "What did you say something I was to busy having sex."
#25 Sep 23 2006 at 11:12 PM Rating: Default
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A large number of decidedly Britons


Fixed, for Prime Minister Flaire, not to be confused with the WWF wrestler.

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commissioned the survey


Chew up those paid for attention-grabbing advertisements, like the good Asylum Corporate-pushing-lackeys you are.

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#26 Sep 25 2006 at 5:29 AM Rating: Default
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Question.... Would you still be able to wack it, or would you have to give up on that 2?
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