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#1 Sep 22 2006 at 7:41 AM Rating: Good
I'm sure most have heard about this tainted spinach issue and how people are dying and getting sick from eating e.coli tainted spinach. (source for the recluses).

So it got me thinking; how bad would you feel as a parent had you forced your child to eat spinach that turned out to be tainted and either made them sick or killed them, after they had protested that they did not want to eat the spinach?

I wonder what Popeye would think of this? Perhaps e.coli is his kryptonite.


Scenario:
Parent: Eat your spinach, it's good for you.
Kid: I dun wanna! It's yukky and makes my tummy feel yukky!
Parent: Eat it or I'll make you eat it!
Kid: *Reluctantly eats spinach*
Kid: *Gets sick*
Parent: Quit your damn faking, you're grounded and you're going to eat a whole plate of spinach!
- A few days pass -
Kid: *deathly ill*
Parent: *reads the news about tainted spinach*

<insert your next thoughts/comments here>

#2 Sep 22 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
One of the symptoms of e.coli is bloody diarrhea. So how's that going, Eldy?
#3 Sep 22 2006 at 7:45 AM Rating: Decent
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The night before that story broke, we had eaten a bag of baby spinach purchased the weekend before.

/flex iron stomach


And no, I wouldn't feel bad if my kid died because who wants a weak child who can't take a little bug?
#4 Sep 22 2006 at 7:47 AM Rating: Decent
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Nothing tastes better than e-coli coming out.



Or so scat enthusiasts tell me.
#5 Sep 22 2006 at 7:48 AM Rating: Good
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I had some yummy Italian Wedding soup yesterday that had spinach in it. I thought briefly of e.coli, then ate it anyway. It was delicious.
#6 Sep 22 2006 at 7:50 AM Rating: Decent
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The story I read said if you cook it to 160, you're good.
#7 Sep 22 2006 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
Paskil wrote:
The story I read said if you cook it to 160, you're good.
Sure, if you like your spinach soggy and bland.
#8 Sep 22 2006 at 7:54 AM Rating: Good
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Atomicflea wrote:
I had some yummy Italian Wedding soup yesterday that had spinach in it. I thought briefly of e.coli, then ate it anyway. It was delicious.


As mentioned if cooked the e.coli would be dead.

All the spinach up in my part of Canada is also off the shelves and out of restaurants. They get it from the same people it seems.
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#9 Sep 22 2006 at 7:57 AM Rating: Decent
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Ironically, isn't the number of total infected people around 160? The whole soggy factor ruins spinach for me. I love to make salads with half romaine/spinach, cooked it does nothing for me. Also, it loses lots of nutrients in the process.

Edit: God my brain is scrambled today. I cannot form coherant, readable paragraphs that don't jump all over the place. I suck.


Metaphorically speaking.

Edited, Sep 22nd 2006 at 12:00pm EDT by Paskil
#10 Sep 22 2006 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
bodhisattva wrote:
Atomicflea wrote:
I had some yummy Italian Wedding soup yesterday that had spinach in it. I thought briefly of e.coli, then ate it anyway. It was delicious.


As mentioned if cooked the e.coli would be dead.

All the spinach up in my part of Canada is also off the shelves and out of restaurants. They get it from the same people it seems.
Last week I went to Red Lobster and my wife ordered the Fettuchini Alfredo with Spinach and we were informed that they could not offer the spinach. This pleased my wife as she ususally asks them to take it out anyway, but the point is that even they were impacted.
#11 Sep 22 2006 at 8:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Oh my fuCking God. Red Lobster has been affected? This has to be the work of the commies.
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