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#1 Sep 22 2006 at 5:05 AM Rating: Decent
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Lying makes baby jebus cry

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CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- The maker of dietary supplements that claim to improve everything from sexuality to memory defrauded thousands of customers and banks of at least $100 million, federal authorities say.

A federal indictment names Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, its owner and president, Steven Warshak, and five other individuals, including Warshak's mother, on charges that include conspiracy, money laundering, and mail, wire and bank fraud.

They are accused by federal authorities of luring customers with free-trial offers and money-back guarantees, then billing their credit cards without authorization.

Warshak, who has 107 counts against him, denies the accusations and will continue to operate the company, his attorney said Thursday.

The company, which recently said it has 5 million customers worldwide, is known for its "Smiling Bob" ads that depict a man whose life gets better after he uses the company's Enzyte for "natural male enhancement."

The company markets nationally a variety of other products claiming to help everything from night vision to memory to female libido.

False advertising alleged
The company, based in suburban Forest Park, Ohio, also used false advertising, the indictment charges.

In one example, Wednesday's indictment cited ads placed in Penthouse and other male-oriented magazines that claimed Enzyte was developed after years of study by two doctors, one at Harvard and the other at Stanford.

"The company president and others made up information in their advertisements, such as endorsements by doctors that did not exist, and results of customer satisfaction surveys that had never been conducted," U.S. Attorney Greg Lockhart said.

Customers with complaints were told to write to a director of customer care who did not exist, the indictment alleges.

The Food and Drug Administration, Internal Revenue Service, postal inspectors and other agencies participated in the investigation.

The indictment says at one point, Berkeley marketed a supplement called Rovicid as a prostate health product for men, but later relabeled old stocks of Rovicid as a cardiac health supplement for men and women.

A court appearance for the defendants was scheduled for September 28. Martin Weinberg, Warshak's attorney, said he will plead not guilty and "vigorously assert his innocence to all charges."

Charges carry 30-year sentence
Several charges, including conspiracy to commit mail, wire and bank fraud, that Warshak faces each carry sentences of up to 30 years in prison with conviction.

"We believe the government converted what in its essence is a civil and regulatory issue into this broad criminal indictment," said Weinberg, who is based in Boston.

In March, Berkeley agreed to pay $2.5 million to settle allegations brought by the attorneys general in Ohio and other states that the company engaged in deceptive practices in the sale of its herbal products. As part of the settlement, Berkeley and Warshak did not admit any wrongdoing.

Five of the company's former executives have pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court to defrauding customers through a product giveaway program that led to unauthorized billing of their credit cards.

Federal authorities have frozen $25 million in assets held by Warshak and members of his family, and Lockhart said authorities will continue to try to recover money to give victims.

Berkeley generated about $250 million in sales in 2004, mostly from telephone orders spurred by TV ads.

In a recent advertisement in The Cincinnati Enquirer, Berekley said: "We have invested heavily in major improvements designed to overcome our early growing pains. The net result of these investments is that today we have more than 5 million customers worldwide, and our customer service is better than most of the Fortune 500 companies."

The ad included a coupon for a free 60-day sample of any Berkeley product.
#2 Sep 22 2006 at 5:32 AM Rating: Decent
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including Warshak's mother


Dammit Mom! Charging people's credit cards to support your crack habit again???

/slap
#3 Sep 22 2006 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
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No wonder Bob was so happy all the time. It wasn't cause he had a hard-on, it was cause he was looting millions from unsuspecting saps.

Well done Bob, well done.
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#4 Sep 22 2006 at 5:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Damn I hate cincinnati.

Crappy chili
crappy teams
that bob damned "who dey" shit all over the city
fake drugs

Smiley: motz
#5 Sep 24 2006 at 10:58 AM Rating: Default
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Damn I hate cincinnati.

Crappy chili
crappy teams
that bob damned "who dey" shit all over the city
fake drugs

Smiley: motz


And don't forget you had Jerry Springer for mayor at one point!

Or was that Cleveland?
#6 Sep 24 2006 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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MDenham the Shady wrote:
And don't forget you had Jerry Springer for mayor at one point!

Or was that Cleveland?
Cleveland was never mayor of Cincinatti, silly
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#7 Sep 24 2006 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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I love Enzyte. It's second only to Horny Goat Weed.

Totem
#8 Sep 24 2006 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Tot3m, don't tell me you use 'enhancers'. Smiley: frown I don't think I could take it.
#9 Sep 24 2006 at 11:07 AM Rating: Default
Atomicflea wrote:
Tot3m, don't tell me you use 'enhancers'. Smiley: frown I don't think I could take it.


No, I think he sells enhancers for a little extra side income.

And even if he did use them, you probably still could take it. At least twice a night.
#10 Sep 24 2006 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Are you kidding me, FleaJo1? I have to call the doc at least twice a week for having erections that last longer than 4 hours!

Totem
#11 Sep 24 2006 at 11:24 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
I have to call the doc at least twice a week for having erections that last longer than 4 hours!

ToUtem
Nice Doctor? Gentle? Rough? Smiley: sly

We don't get that on the National Health Service Smiley: frown
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#12 Sep 24 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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Heh, he's like a stunt doctor who is called in for arduously lengthy lovemaking scenes.

That's what it is, right? When he kisses you tenderly and whispers "Your insurance will cover this, don't worry," in your ear, that's lovemaking, right? I wouldn't want to be thought of as a cheap and easy lay.

Totem
#13 Sep 24 2006 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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MDenham the Shady wrote:

And don't forget you had Jerry Springer for mayor at one point!

Or was that Cleveland?
jeery being mayor wasn't all that bad.

The fact that he payed for a woman of the night with a bad check, thus causing him to loose his position, started the city on its downward trend.
#14 Sep 25 2006 at 7:25 AM Rating: Decent
Princess PsiChi wrote:
MDenham the Shady wrote:

And don't forget you had Jerry Springer for mayor at one point!

Or was that Cleveland?
jeery being mayor wasn't all that bad.

The fact that he payed for a woman of the night with a bad check, thus causing him to loose his position, started the city on its downward trend.


I always thought that was odd. I mean what kind of prostitute takes checks?
#15 Sep 25 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Heh, he's like a stunt doctor who is called in for arduously lengthy lovemaking scenes.

That's what it is, right? When he kisses you tenderly and whispers "Your insurance will cover this, don't worry," in your ear, that's lovemaking, right? I wouldn't want to be thought of as a cheap and easy lay.
Rest easy. If you were cheap, you wouldn't have insurance!
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