A cloud in teh Sky
Mohammad: So, Jebus dude, sup bro?
Jebus: Oyvey my boy. It's annoyed dat I am.
Mohammad: Word?
Jebus: Ja. Such trouble I'm having with my gentile goys.
Mohammad: How comes?
Jebus: Ah for years dey never write, dey never phone. Now dis already!
Mohammad: Whu?
Jebus: I left de keys wid Peter vay vay back in time. He hands dem down de generations, and such grief it brings me. Oh my life!
Mohammad: So it's da p0pe guy huh?
Jebus: Right on the money Mo. It's trouble for de both of us surely.
Mohammad: Don't y'all drag my Muslim *** into this Jebus. You'se the dude got all dese uncircumcised peeps a-followin yo Jewish hide!
Jebus: So true. So true. Dis Pope! Oyvey, it's a **** dat he is!
Mohammad: Didn't I tell you bro?
Jebus: Oy and did I listen? Did I tell myself "dis goy he speaks the truth already"?
Mohammad: Check ma bad se'f!
Jebus: So it's raking up the past that he's doing.
Mohammad: Not those Crusades homey?
Jebus: The crusades. Ja
Mohammad: MuthafUcka!
Jebus: Ja. I tink I maybe better go do some smitin'
Mohammad: And rending asunder?
Jebus: Ja. Dat too
Buddha: dId s0m30n3 s4y r3nd1ng 45Und3r?
Jebus: Oh scheisse! You?
Buddha: Y0u w4nt pWn4g3, I'm t3h dUde!
Jebus: And dere's me tinking you were a pacifist already!
Buddha: lolbifrons. That w4s b4 I disc0v3r3d PVP!!11!!!!eleven
Jebus: You turned violent?
Buddha: Y3pp3rs!
Mohammad: So y'alll gonna waste the pope! Like, totally kill him to death?
Buddha: Sure!
Mohammad: Wtf? You take other. . . erm. . . commissions?
Buddha: R0g3r th4t
Mohammad: While y'all down there, wanna take out my man OBL? He been bus'in my ***.
Buddha: Sure. I'll n3rf h1m w1th my 1337 p0wazz
Mohammad: You da man Buddha!
Jebus: Oy such joy you vill bring!
Exeunt Mohammad & Jebus whistling "I will alkways lub j00"
Buddha unsheathes a leet 2HS and leaps from the cloud
