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#1 Sep 19 2006 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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Now I know the Asylum is rife with romantic intrigue and all, but it seems that as of late we've been targetted with True and Mate1 ads like crazy. All these half-clad and nubile women are apparently just lounging around waiting for doofusses like Exodus to register so bumpin' uglies can commence.

What's the real deal here? Is Allakhazam a horny but lonely male or is he just big into online sexual trysts?

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#2 Sep 19 2006 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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It's not Alla, it's Kao.

And with that you answer you're own question.
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#3 Sep 19 2006 at 1:12 PM Rating: Good
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I like moonlit walks on the beach, holding hands in the rain, fisting Boy Scouts and I'm a Capricorn.

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#4 Sep 19 2006 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Close.

I like moonlit walks on the beach, holding hands in the rain, being fisted by Boy Scouts and I'm a Capricorn.

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#5 Sep 19 2006 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Close.

I like moonlit walks on the beach, holding hands in the rain, being fisted by Boy Scouts and I'm a Capricorn.

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#6 Sep 19 2006 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem wrote:
it seems that as of late we've been targetted with True and Mate1 ads like crazy.
Really? I hadn't noticed.
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#7 Sep 19 2006 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yarrr, less speculating and more trysting or itl be Davey jonses locket for ye! Ya, I know I said locket, ye see, Jones, her, er, has sort of a thing... you'll see...


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#8 Sep 19 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Good
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/stands with his mouth agape, finger pointing vaguely at Kao, and shakes his head as if to clear it of cobwebs

Uhhhhhh...

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#9 Sep 19 2006 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yarr, you heared me, theres all sorts of pirate wenches up there in the recent visitor list. Start swabbin the deck ye lazy lubbers!
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#10 Sep 19 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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Wouldn't that be "lazy mud flappers?" Kao? Just sayin'.

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#11 Sep 19 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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That would have most likely worked better. It was that or "lazy sons of a sea hag"
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#12 Sep 19 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Default
adds, what adds...

yet an other benifit to using FireFox over IE is a few little addons called NoScript and Adblock, i see no adds on this site or others.
#13 Sep 19 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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i see no adds on this site or others.


That's all well and good, but a lot of us are seeing ads.
#14 Sep 19 2006 at 5:36 PM Rating: Default
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i see no adds on this site or others.


That's all well and good, but a lot of us are seeing ads.


i told you how to fix that so you have a CHOICE to see or not see the adds.
#15 Sep 19 2006 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
You fUcking ******; there is no abbreviation for addvertisement.
#16 Sep 19 2006 at 6:37 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Is Allakhazam a horny but lonely male or is he just big into online sexual trysts?
Can't it be both?
#17 Sep 19 2006 at 6:39 PM Rating: Good
Atomicflea wrote:
Totem wrote:
Is Allakhazam a horny but lonely male or is he just big into online sexual trysts?
Can't it be both?


I know you'll believe me when I emphatically say, yes.
#18 Sep 20 2006 at 7:01 AM Rating: Default
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
You fUcking ******; there is no abbreviation for addvertisement.


only if you are not in business and deal with advertisors every day you are right, there is not such thing as a add or adds, they are displays, or layouts, or well um ADDS or ADS if you wish, but as the word is ADDvertisement, i use the spelling adds.

so who is the ******* ****** now? go get some business lessons from someone in business not some flipping school that will NOT teach you how to run a business.
#19 Sep 20 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
I'm sure your bidness partners are impressed. Yep, you're still the fUcking ****** here, moran.
#20 Sep 20 2006 at 7:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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only if you are not in business and deal with advertisors every day you are right, there is not such thing as a add or adds, they are displays, or layouts, or well um ADDS or ADS if you wish, but as the word is ADDvertisement, i use the spelling adds.

so who is the @#%^ing ****** now? go get some business lessons from someone in business not some flipping school that will NOT teach you how to run a business.
Google, when asked to seach for addvertisements, wrote:
Did you mean: advertisements
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#21 Sep 20 2006 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
If its gonna be an ad, let it be the True and Mate. Much better then those seizure inducing I won a PS3 Banners.
#22 Sep 20 2006 at 7:06 AM Rating: Good
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I work at a newspaper. I make ADS all day long. Ad, being short for ADvertisement.

ADD is the abbreviation for addition, ******.
#23 Sep 20 2006 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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Singdall wrote:
but as the word is ADDvertisement, i use the spelling adds.


Smiley: lol

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#24 Sep 20 2006 at 8:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Singdall wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
You fUcking ******; there is no abbreviation for addvertisement.


only if you are not in business and deal with advertisors every day you are right, there is not such thing as a add or adds, they are displays, or layouts, or well um ADDS or ADS if you wish, but as the word is ADDvertisement, i use the spelling adds.

so who is the @#%^ing ****** now? go get some business lessons from someone in business not some flipping school that will NOT teach you how to run a business.


Dear God...this has to be fake.

Hang your head in shame Singdall. Never return.
#25 Sep 20 2006 at 8:14 AM Rating: Good
Singdall wrote:
adds, what adds...

yet an other benifit to using FireFox over IE is a few little addons called NoScript and Adblock, i see no adds on this site or others.


wouldn't that read in your language:
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yet an other benifit to using FireFox over IE is a few little addvertismentons called NoScript and Nonexistantwordblock, i see no adds on this site or others.


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