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If you somehow ended up working for a suicide hotline, how would you use your powers of persuasion to either let them know the world actually wanted thier dumbasses around or talk them into ending it now?
Let 'em blow their brains out. Sure, it cuts down on business, but it also helps to skim some of the leaves out of the gene pool.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
If you worked for a suicide hotline and you did persuade them to off them selves, you would likely be charged with manslaughter.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 3:14pm EDT by fhrugby
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 3:14pm EDT by fhrugby
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
If you worked for a suicide hotline and you did persuade them to off them selves, you would likely be charge with manslaughter.
What if you were just indifferent?
real BT wrote:
me wrote:
If you worked for a suicide hotline and you did persuade them to off them selves, you would likely be charge with manslaughter.
What if you were just indifferent?
Then you would just get sued for negligence. The DMV might work out better as a career path.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 3:17pm EDT by fhrugby
fhrugby wrote:
If you worked for a suicide hotline and you did persuade them to off them selves, you would likely be charged with manslaughter.
You can't have manslaughter without laughter.
The More You Know ...
If I were going to try and convince someone to not off themselves I would usually do it not by pointing out what they have going for them, but by pointing out that they don't have it as bad as some. Like "hey, at least you're not Proroc".
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
If I were going to try and convince someone to not off themselves I would usually do it not by pointing out what they have going for them, but by pointing out that they don't have it as bad as some. Like "hey, at least you're not Proroc".
His Excellency Proroc wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
If I were going to try and convince someone to not off themselves I would usually do it not by pointing out what they have going for them, but by pointing out that they don't have it as bad as some. Like "hey, at least you're not Proroc".
Awwww. I lub you too Lionsfag.
So was this your homework or are you finally getting off your fat *** and getting a job?
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
His Excellency Proroc wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
If I were going to try and convince someone to not off themselves I would usually do it not by pointing out what they have going for them, but by pointing out that they don't have it as bad as some. Like "hey, at least you're not Proroc".
Awwww. I lub you too Lionsfag.
So was this your homework or are you finally getting off your fat *** and getting a job?
Now why would I go get a job when I can live off the taxes you pay?
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Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 4:27pm EDT by Proroc
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