I’m convinced that Nobby is the direct result of an early scientific attempt at cloning. And although I’ve made the claim in the past that he looks a lot like Eric Clapton, upon further review I have decided that is not quite right.
You see, I was watching Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back the other night, (and I still claim that it is the best of the whole series), and whilst watching the comedic byplay between Han Solo and Princess Leia, it hit me.
You heard it hear first peoples, Nobby is a hybrid result of gene splicing using the DNA of previously mentioned Eric Clapton, and the actor Peter Mayhew best known for his work as Chewbacca.
While I am, in fact, unable to prove this theory, it stands to reason that it could quite likely be true in my disturbed and quixotic mind . His physical stature is quite similar; Mayhew stands at approximately 7’ 2†while the Nobby man has admitted to be in the realm of 6’ 7â€. While Nobby’s actual features resemble Clapton, as well as his penchant for playing guitar and the strong urge to throw his child out the window.
This leaves the question, what of the female in the equation? That too seems obvious. In a country inundated with the fascination of Royal scandals. Though well-hidden by the family, it is palpable that the woman in question was none other than Queen Elizabeth herself!
I put it before you fellow Asylumites, with absolutely no proof whatsoever, that Nobby is actually Prince Nobby, and in line for the throne of England.
Better brush up on your table manners DF, you don’t want to make a blunder at a Royal Reception.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
My Mumsy who is 6 feet tall and can still whoop the crap out of me with a damp tea towel.
You were right about Chewbacca though.
Kakar, on the other hand was the result of a laboratory accident involving spiders, a dwarf alchemist and a paper-cut.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 2:26pm EDT by Nobby
You were right about Chewbacca though.
Kakar, on the other hand was the result of a laboratory accident involving spiders, a dwarf alchemist and a paper-cut.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 2:26pm EDT by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Ha Ha Test tube babies. That's worse than a *******...I think.
King Nobby wrote:
Kakar, on the other hand was the result of a laboratory accident involving spiders, a dwarf alchemist and a paper-cut.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 2:26pm EDT by Nobby
Don't forget the 3 legged ardvark.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Kakar, on the other hand was the result of a laboratory accident involving spiders, a dwarf alchemist and a paper-cut.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 2:26pm EDT by Nobby
Don't forget the 3 legged ardvark.
I miss all the good parties.
The only good party is a sexay partay, and you host all of those, Nade. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Yes, but the aardvark is always a no-show!
*******.
*******.
I thought the origins were somehow related to this.
Nobs, my Paypal account is awaiting that $50,000 "promotional reward" we discussed in return for evidentiary services rendered.
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Nobs, my Paypal account is awaiting that $50,000 "promotional reward" we discussed in return for evidentiary services rendered.
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Was there a reason you linked a UK medium sized one?
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