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#27 Sep 19 2006 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I'm a little suprised that any man worth his salt could reach his 20's and not know how to tie a tie.


Smiley: bah
#28 Sep 19 2006 at 12:20 PM Rating: Good
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ElneClare wrote:
I blame much of the dumbing down of American kids, due to parents who want to make it easy for them to get dress.


One of my little cousins didn't learn how to tie his shoes till he was in his teens. This was due largely to the laziness of his mother, she started buying him velcro shoes because she was too lazy to teach him how to tie regular ones.
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#29 Sep 19 2006 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar wrote:
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I blame much of the dumbing down of American kids, due to parents who want to make it easy for them to get dress.


One of my little cousins didn't learn how to tie his shoes till he was in his teens. This was due largely to the laziness of his mother, she started buying him velcro shoes because she was too lazy to teach him how to tie regular ones.
In reality she was actually doing the kid a favor. Once he got to college if he had been wearing velcro he would have turned into a manwhore. Chicks totally dig guys wearing velcro. My solution is to just buy shoes that you slip on.
#30 Sep 19 2006 at 12:27 PM Rating: Good
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Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
My solution is to just buy shoes that you slip on.


You mean like Birkenstocks? You fUcking hippy!
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#31 Sep 19 2006 at 12:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I'm a little suprised that any man worth his salt could reach his 20's and not know how to tie a tie.


Smiley: bah
But don't you work in the walmart stockroom or something?

You worry more about back braces than ties.
#32 Sep 19 2006 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Kakar wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
My solution is to just buy shoes that you slip on.


You mean like Birkenstocks? You fUcking hippy!
Yeah, sort of. Plus my golf cleats are slip on and I have a couple pairs of 'sneakers' that are slip on as well. Oh, and my slippers too!
#33 Sep 19 2006 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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"Now the chick in man suit thing, that rocks..." --Darkflame

I beg to differ. Chicks in dude's suits just look butch or Diane Keatonesque. There is no middle ground on this. Really.

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#34 Sep 19 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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I could provide indisputable photographic evidence of my opinion all day long here.

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#35 Sep 19 2006 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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Ill differ on that. Get a woman to dress in a white business shirt, not buttoned all the way and untucked, a loose tie, some sweet gray business pants tailored well and some high heels? yeah, thats pretty sweet looking. Even I will admit to that Smiley: wink

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#36 Sep 19 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
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#37 Sep 19 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Using Minger Queen Keaton is weak sauce indeed.

A cute girl in a busines suit can be a joy to the eye.

And DF in one of my business shirts is hawtness incarnate (and the pics are staying in my head so no photos, pervs)
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#38 Sep 19 2006 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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Diane was just stealing Katharine Hepburn's schtick.
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#40 Sep 19 2006 at 12:48 PM Rating: Good
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Totem, you should never try to link a picture hosted on Tripod.

Just sayin'.
#41 Sep 19 2006 at 12:56 PM Rating: Good
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Now, Nobby, saying that is like me swearing Diane Keaton naked is hotness personified and I could prove it with more photographic evidence, but I choose not to. What kind of argument is that?!? Put up or shut up. Show me how chicks in suits can be hot by demonstrating it on Dark-- as you contend she can be --or admit I'm right.

And Keaton, btw, is the anti-Viagra. If you've had an erection that's lasted more than four hours, just look at those pictures I posted. Insta-flaccid. My d1ck beats such a hasty retreat into my abdomen after seeing those that the resulting gaping hole rivals the Lincoln Tunnel Katie calls her pu55y. Yeech.

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#42 Sep 19 2006 at 12:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess PsiChi wrote:
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I'm a little suprised that any man worth his salt could reach his 20's and not know how to tie a tie.


Smiley: bah
But don't you work in the walmart stockroom or something?

You worry more about back braces than ties.


I think you have me confused with someone else. Smiley: laugh
#43 Sep 19 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
Show me how chicks in suits can be hot by demonstrating it on Dark-- as you contend she can be --or admit I'm right.
No. FUck Off. Smiley: grin

You're wrong.

Although we do agree that Diane Keaton instigates inverse stiffies, I blame it on her being a ugly cUnt, not on the suit.
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#44 Sep 19 2006 at 1:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:

I think you have me confused with someone else. Smiley: laugh

I thought you worked in some sort of warehouse dealy... Smiley: confused
#45 Sep 19 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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I find that once said tie has been sucessfully tied once, there is no real reason to ever untie it. Just slip it off and save it for later. Sure, it's probably cheating, but whilst you are tying that damn thing yet again every day. i'm sleeping in another 3 minutes. Hah!

yarr!
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#46 Sep 19 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Pirate Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I find that once said tie has been sucessfully tied once, there is no real reason to ever untie it. Just slip it off and save it for later. Sure, it's probably cheating, but whilst you are tying that damn thing yet again every day. i'm sleeping in another 3 minutes. Hah!

yarr!


Ya bloody cheater!
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DSD wrote:
Ill differ on that. Get a woman to dress in a white business shirt, not buttoned all the way and untucked, a loose tie, some sweet gray business pants tailored well and some high heels? yeah, thats pretty sweet looking. Smiley: wink


/nod The trick to a girl pulling off the suit look is the line of the clothing and the silhouette. Diane Keaton's look is very floppy because of the bagginess of her clothes. A girl can look too butch if the line of the clothing isn't tailored enough to take into any curves such as the curve of the waist. I would avoid the tie and just go with enough buttons to hint at cleavage with a good necklace.

High stiletto heels have to complete the look. No other shoes would work.

The other way to pull the suit off in a sexy way is to do it Angelina Jolie style with the illusion that you're commando underneath.
#48 Sep 19 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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High stiletto heels have to complete the look. No other shoes would work.



actually a really nice leather thigh high boot would do wonders so long as it stays trim and not more geared to the bulky goth type of boots. Black though and there must be some type of sheen to it
#49 Sep 19 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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High stiletto heels have to complete the look. No other shoes would work.



actually a really nice leather thigh high boot would do wonders so long as it stays trim and not more geared to the bulky goth type of boots. Black though and there must be some type of sheen to it
You reading all this DF? Smiley: sly
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#50 Sep 19 2006 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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King Nobby wrote:
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High stiletto heels have to complete the look. No other shoes would work.



actually a really nice leather thigh high boot would do wonders so long as it stays trim and not more geared to the bulky goth type of boots. Black though and there must be some type of sheen to it
You reading all this DF? Smiley: sly


Black patent leather you mean? Have some. In white also.
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#51 Sep 19 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
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Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:

Black patent leather you mean? Have some. In white also.
But you'll still wear the schoolgirl outfit though, right?
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