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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hey, 4 inches is huge for the Chinese.
I'm bad, I know.
I'm bad, I know.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Kakar wrote:
Hey, 4 inches is huge for the Chinese.
I'd have problems with that also, as the spouse. /shudder
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Kakar wrote:
Hey, 4 inches is huge for the Chinese.
What can I say? I watch a lot of ****, and oriental chicks are hawt. Many times, they have oriental dudes in it as well, go figure.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I thought the first successful transplant/operation was when John Bobbit had his re-attached and lengthened. Does that not count?
Kakar wrote:
Hey, 4 inches is huge for the Chinese.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I thought the first successful transplant/operation was when John Bobbit had his re-attached and lengthened. Does that not count?
You don't seem to understand what a transplant is.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
I thought the first successful transplant/operation was when John Bobbit had his re-attached and lengthened. Does that not count?
You don't seem to understand what a transplant is.
Nexa
Everything I learned about transplanting came from this video.
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 1:40pm EDT by Elderon
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Yeah, well at least I know what a dickfor is.
I sure don't! Whatever could you mean!?
Nexa
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 1:49pm EDT by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Yeah, well at least I know what a dickfor is.
I sure don't! Whatever could you mean!?
Nexa
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Yeah, well at least I know what a dickfor is.
I sure don't! Whatever could you mean!?
Nexa
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Atomicflea wrote:
Kakar wrote:
Hey, 4 inches is huge for the Chinese.
I am pretty sure the size of a woman has nothing do to with the size of her ******.
Quote:
But Hu said more cases and longer observation are needed to determine whether sexual sensation and function can be restored.
*cough*
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
I am pretty sure the size of a woman has nothing do to with the size of her ******.
Bumped because I would like this to become an in-depth debate.
Without going into detail, I know from experience that some small women have room for a battleship, while some very tall women are snug as a bug in a rug
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
I am pretty sure the size of a woman has nothing do to with the size of her ******.
Bumped because I would like this to become an in-depth debate.
Are you hitting on me?
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
Are you hitting on me?
Did you manage to retrieve my wristwatch?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
I am pretty sure the size of a woman has nothing do to with the size of her ******.
Bumped because I would like this to become an in-depth debate.
Are you hitting on me?
A question best answered by the Bee Gees:
I know your eyes in the morning sun
I feel you touch me in the pouring rain
And the moment that you wander far from me
I wanna feel you in my arms again
And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love and then softly leave
And it's me you need to show
CHORUS:
How deep is your love
I really need to learn
'cause we're living in a world of fools
Breaking us down
When they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest darkest hour
You're my saviour when I fall
And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do
And it's me you need to show
CHORUS
repeat and fade
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 3:21pm EDT by Barkingturtle
King Nobby wrote:
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
Are you hitting on me?
Did you manage to retrieve my wristwatch?
I am sorry, I believe you have me confused with your ex-wife.
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
Are you hitting on me?
Did you manage to retrieve my wristwatch?
/butthurtNobbs, I think you're in trouble.
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Kween Piratess Darqflame wrote:
Are you hitting on me?
Did you manage to retrieve my wristwatch?
I am sorry, I believe you have me confused with your ex-wife.
I never did get that motorbike and side-car back
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nadenu wrote:
Thanks BT. =(
Baby, you gotta believe me, she meant nothing.
Edit: And DF, you still haven't answered my question:
I, vicariously through the Bee Gees wrote:
How deep is your love?
Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 3:45pm EDT by Barkingturtle
Quote:
Without going into detail, I know from experience that some small women have room for a battleship, while some very tall women are snug as a bug in a rug
Second'd.
Would beating off with a donor ***** make you gay?
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