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This should really be declared the official forum=4 holiday.

Nexa

Yellowbeard: She couldn't be your mother. No woman ever slept with me and lived.

This joke is funnier in English.

One of the things that I liked about WoW was the pirates. I loved getting one of those parrot pets to follow me around, and they had that drink you could make that would turn you into a pirate.

Good times.

YarRR!

Fifteen men on a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil be done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum



The mate was fixed by the bos’n’s pike

The bos’n’ brained with a marlin spike and

Cookey’s throat was marked belike It

Had been gripped by fingers ten and

There they lay all good dead men like

Break o’ day in a boozing ken__

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum




Fifteen men of a whole ship’s list

Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum



The skipper lay with his nob in gore where the

Scullion’s axe his cheek had shore

And the scullion he was stabbed times four and

There he lay and the soggy skies

Dripped all day in up-staring eyes at

Murk sunset and at foul sur-prise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum


Fifteen men of ‘em stiff and stark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Ten of the crew had the murder mark

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum



‘Twas a cutlass swipe or and ounce of lead or a

Yawning hole in a battered head

and the scuppers glut with a yawning red and

There they lay aye damn my eyes

All lookouts clapped on par - a - dise all

Souls bound just con – tra – ri - wise

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum


Fifteen men of ‘em good and true

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Every man Jack could ha’ sailed with old Pew

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum



There was chest on chest of Spanish gold with a

Ton of plate in the middle hold

And the cabins riot with stuff un told As

They lay there that had took the plum

With a sightless glare and their lips struck dumb

While we shared all by the rule of thumb

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum


Fifteen men of a dead man’s chest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Drink and the devil had done for the rest

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum



We wrapped ‘em all in a mains’l tight with

Twice ten turns of a hausers bight

And we heaved ‘em over and out of sight with a

Yo heave ho and fare you well

And a sullen plunge in a sullen swell

Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

Yarr! ye scurvy scalliwags had best be about it and make wi'd teh piratical speach then or ye be walkin teh plank!

I was SO tricked into watching 5 minutes of this show. I thought the subject matter was something ENTIRELY different.

I fixedered it fer ya, matey.

It was pretty damn funny. Cap'n Slappy was the best though. He reminded me of Dana.

Pharm Ahoy!

Well Eldy, it's all pretty simple; keys in a fishbowl, cover everything in plastic, and remember that it's customary for the host to supply the lube and that spit doesn't keep well, so you'll want to head to the store and at least buy some Crisco. I know, I know, my invite's in the mail

Edited, Sep 19th 2006 at 1:13pm EDT by Barkingturtle

With it being Talk like a Pirate Day, I decided to have a treasure hunt for my son and his best friend after school. They wore bandannas but opted out of the eye patches, and each had a map leading them to three different clues and at the end, a treasure.

Exploiting my nifty new camera (some would call me obsessed) here's some pics.

Mateys checking out the map in the galley

following the dotted lines

Clue #1 found

Clue #2 found on the "ship"

Treasure found!!

Arrrrrrrrrgh!

actually if you put him next to the Mr, he looks just like him. Hes got a good combo of both our genes. Fortunately the good ones

But thank you. Ill take it as a compliment cause he is too damn cute. Only reason hes still alive