Bad experiences? Sure!
A couple of weeks ago, i went to catch up with my wife and nipper in kent where she was visiting her family.
After arriving in Heathrow, I collected my stuff, and cruised thru arrivals, and then out onto the road outside where i waited for my wife to arrive. theres a massive traffic jam, which is what engerland is made of these days. She called and said Im a couple o minutes away.
So there i am waiting on the side of the road for her, when this bloke dressed as a stormtrooper, with a helmet and body armour and a
gun (FFS!) marches over and asks me what Im doing standing around there for. I say that i'm waiting for a lift. He says to me "Not there you're not! this is a high risk zone and you are a presenting a risk to security". I **** you not. Those were his words. I pointed out that I was in a drop off zone designed for the purpose of drop off/pick up sort of behaviour, and he then sAid something about recent terrorist activity and new regulations blah blah. I was about to argue with him some more when wifey shows up and I load my stuff and got in her car and off we went.not a bad experience as such, but a sign of things to come.
2 and a bit weeks later, we've had a fill of pub lunches, queuing for everything, and Tony Bleh, (tho I gotta say Arn't the drugs
cheap in england these days!!) we are back at heathrow to fly back home.
After standing in a queue for an hour to check in, (always fun with an 8 month old) off we went to departures. More queuing. this time for security. now we've been careful to not bring liquids and creams because there are signs telling you that toothpaste and wotnot can be turned into a bomb, and as such can't be taken on a plane. So we get to the front of the queue, where everything goes thru an x-ray machine. then we take off our shoes and get patted down, and then go and try and collect our hand luggage. Only to find some gormless pillock rifling thru the babies bag. the one with his nappies and things in it. Said pillock triumphantly holds up half a dozen tubs of baby food. Its a nice organic one, all in its original boxes, sealed with a foil lid. Ash lurves them.
"whats in these?" he says. "Baby food", my wife answers.
"These are prohibited" he says. "Its baby food" I repeat.
"Its a security risk". he says. ""Dont talk rubbish, its food for the baby" I said holding the baby up for him.
"Its a prohibited substance, I am confiscating it." he says.
"You're a paranoid git I said. (it was hot, an I was getting tetchy) why are you not examining my video cam/ipod/still cam/two mobile phones. they are much easier to make a bomb out of". Well! You can imagine!!
15 Minutes later he's searched everything, tested the electronic stuff, and confiscated the babies food
. ****.
poor lil Ash had to eat airline goop all the way home, in between suckin on a bewb.
now I know that certain people here will say "serves you right for getting tetchy". but to those people, I say GFY.
I was under the impression that the 'terrorists' hate us for our freedom. It would seem that the terrorists are winning the T.W.A.T. because if we are now at a stage of paranoia that prohibits us taking toothpaste onto a plane, and gives uneducated f
uckwits like that moran the right to confiscate the food from my baby, then we should all give up and surrender right here and now.
Anyway, we're back in NZ now. The Immigration official said "Kia Ora, Welcome home", after checking our pp's.
yup! Its good to be home.