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#1 Sep 14 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pizza party.

I think I'm going to have one at my funeral.
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#2 Sep 14 2006 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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A solo circle jerk.
#3 Sep 14 2006 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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And strip poker!
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#4 Sep 14 2006 at 12:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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A solo circle jerk.
You're *SO* not invited to my funeral/pizza party.
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    #7 Sep 14 2006 at 12:58 PM Rating: Good
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    Jophiel wrote:
    Pizza party.

    I think I'm going to have one at my funeral.
    Nah. I have other plans.
    #8 Sep 14 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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    Jophiel wrote:
    MentalFrog wrote:
    A solo circle jerk.
    You're *SO* not invited to my funeral/pizza party.


    Over your dead body!

    #9 Sep 14 2006 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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    MentalFrog wrote:
    Jophiel wrote:
    MentalFrog wrote:
    A solo circle jerk.
    You're *SO* not invited to my funeral/pizza party.


    Over your dead body!



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    #10 Sep 14 2006 at 1:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    Nah. I have other plans.
    Pig roast?
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    #11 Sep 14 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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    Shot of vodka?
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    #12 Sep 14 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
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    A *******?

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    #13 Sep 14 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
    Sex with a muppet?
    #14 Sep 14 2006 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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    Jophiel wrote:
    The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
    Nah. I have other plans.
    Pig roast?
    Why buy a pig?
    #15 Sep 14 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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    A *******?
    Are you speaking in general or about Flea's plans for my funeral?
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    #16 Sep 14 2006 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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    Well, I dunno a ******* at your funeral would go over so good. I suppose if she made loud weeping sounds people might just assume her head bobbing up and down on your corpse was her being wracked by grief. It'd help if the Rolling Stones were playing in the background...

    "You can make a dead man come.."

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    #17 Sep 14 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Decent
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    This??
    #18 Sep 14 2006 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Old news, Pat.

    I'm betting she's planning on stuffing his corpse with candy and using him as a pinata.
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    #19 Sep 14 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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    Samira wrote:
    Old news, Pat.

    I'm betting she's planning on stuffing his corpse with candy and using him as a pinata.
    Bingo!
    #20 Sep 14 2006 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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    If you're going to be including Smarties, I'm in!

    Edited, Sep 14th 2006 at 3:46pm EDT by Kakar
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    #21 Sep 14 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Shit, you don't have to wait until I'm dead to fill me up with Smarties. I saw them putting out Halloween candy earlier today at the Walgreens.
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    #22 Sep 14 2006 at 4:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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    Gah, now I want Smarties.
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    #23 Sep 14 2006 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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    Jophiel wrote:
    Shit, you don't have to wait until I'm dead to fill me up with Smarties. I saw them putting out Halloween candy earlier today at the Walgreens.
    Who knew Joph was into body packing with candy. Actually I've got a friend in Mexico that would probably love to make your acquaintance, especially considering your central location here in the good old US of A. Word to the wise, you might want to stay away from the mentos if you like to drink coke otherwise you might end up like tubgirl. [:pukesmiley:]
    #24 Sep 14 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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    I want these smarties, not the crappy, other kind!

    #25 Sep 14 2006 at 5:22 PM Rating: Good
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    I just had a smarties. They were yummy. Halloween candy out now though is scary. Whats scarier is I went through a store today that already had their xmas stock set up next to the halloween stock
    #26 Sep 14 2006 at 7:07 PM Rating: Default
    yummy smarties (the nestle ones), now with no artifical colours,

    just don't eat em if your either jewish muslim or a vegetarian


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