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I'ma poo'ing half a cup of blood. Time to go to the doctor.
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Only half a cup? Your goals should be higher.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
I'ma poo'ing half a cup of blood. Time to go to the doctor.
Wait until you're up to 3 cups and take a tylenol.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Let's only hope that you poo out your kidneys next, cünt.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hellboy sure loves the ****.
"I pose a conundrum to ya. A riddle, if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and the other, you... well, I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a *****."
-Sean Connery
-Sean Connery
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hellboy sure loves the ****.
I can only pray that this is true and he has internal bleeding, but I'm sure it's just overactive 'roids.
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
I'ma poo'ing half a cup of blood. Time to go to the doctor.
<<<<------Feel free to change your avatar to one like this.
Taking the Robert Reed route, aye?
Sassy finally got a visit from Aunt Flo? They grow up so fast.
#14REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 14 2006 at 3:19 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Looks like fissure, I was wiping too much because I've had diarhea for a weekish~
That's what you get for having a sandpaper fetish.
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Looks like fissure, I was wiping too much because I've had diarhea for a weekish~
Thanks for raising my spirits.
Thanks for raising my spirits.
You had rectal bleeding due to toilet paper use? What, did you try to cram it up there? They have douches for that.
Stop buying the recycled TP, dummy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Looks like fissure, I was wiping too much because I've had diarhea for a weekish~
Thanks for raising my spirits.
Thanks for raising my spirits.
You had rectal bleeding due to toilet paper use? What, did you try to cram it up there? They have douches for that.
Only they're called enemas.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jawbox wrote:
Hampsters bite.
Maybe so; but even in their current location, there is no P in "hamster".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
Looks like fissure, I was wiping too much because I've had diarhea for a weekish~
Thanks for raising my spirits.
Thanks for raising my spirits.
You had rectal bleeding due to toilet paper use? What, did you try to cram it up there? They have douches for that.
Stop feeding the fúcking trolls!
have you all lost your minds?
have you all lost your minds?
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Stop feeding the fúcking trolls!
Just when I finally decided that I can wander away from the bathroom and go back to reading the boards after a very painful IBS attack I find this thread.
Stop whining and come back when you have something worth complaining about.
I hope you clogged the toilet too, using paper towels.
Stop whining and come back when you have something worth complaining about.
I hope you clogged the toilet too, using paper towels.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
ElneClare wrote:
Just when I finally decided that I can wander away from the bathroom and go back to reading the boards after a very painful IBS attack I find this thread.
Stop whining and come back when you have something worth complaining about.
I hope you clogged the toilet too, using paper towels.
Stop whining and come back when you have something worth complaining about.
I hope you clogged the toilet too, using paper towels.
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