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Angry Hippo joined the US ARMY on september 11th, 2006Follow
Cause the pizza bizz just wasn't so sweet.
Bob help us all.
I hate the Army! I wish they were all bagels! 
Edited, Sep 12th 2006 at 3:08pm EDT by Tare
Edited, Sep 12th 2006 at 3:08pm EDT by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Since they're obviously willing take anyone, why can't we bribe some people to have Virus (and only him) drafted?
Is pizza susposed to be sweet? I mean, I guess if it had pineapples on it, but people that like pineapples on their pizza hate America
Shaddup, I scored a 95 on the ASVAB and got a 118 or higher on every section of it. I was highly qualified to do whatever the **** I wanted (literally).
Angry Hippo wrote:
Shaddup, I scored a 95 on the ASVAB and got a 118 or higher on every section of it. I was highly qualified to do whatever the @#%^ I wanted (literally).
Uh. Gratz on scoring higher that 118% of the people who took the test on every section.
They must have changed how they score the ASVAB. It used to be your score showed the % of people who took the test that day that you scored higher then.
So why the army then? Why not one of the more esteemed branches?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
So why the army then? Why not one of the more esteemed branches?
The only way he'll ever see his name in green?
You think Uncle Sam will give you enough allowance to buy shrooms?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'd start a pool on how long it will take before AH gets booted for testing positive for drugs, but I doubt he'd be forthcoming about it when it happens.
If you did in fact sign up, best of luck to you and stay safe.
If you did in fact sign up, best of luck to you and stay safe.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Good luck and God bless and keep you out of harm's way.
It's a better life path than smoking pot and delivering pizzas, I imagine. But, if you get kicked out, please do come back so we can laugh at you about it
It's a better life path than smoking pot and delivering pizzas, I imagine. But, if you get kicked out, please do come back so we can laugh at you about it
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Shall I send you a Pat Tillman jersey as a going-away present?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm finding it hard to see why I should care. Good riddance. Maybe if you die a hero's death people will forget what a numbnut you are, but I doubt it.
Good for you. Hopefully they will beat some sense into your dumb ***.
Samira wrote:
Shall I send you a Pat Tillman jersey as a going-away present?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Good luck on staying clean, no doubt they will kick your *** out of boot within a month though.
The Army calls it Boot Camp as well right?
The Army calls it Boot Camp as well right?
That would be why you joined the Army, not the airforce right? 'Cause your just sooo over qualified. FuCking Pot Head!
Jophiel wrote:
Samira wrote:
Shall I send you a Pat Tillman jersey as a going-away present?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Well, I'll be serious and say congratulations on your decision. Take care and good luck with Boot Camp.
Oh, and here's how the ASVAB scores are calculated.
Oh, and here's how the ASVAB scores are calculated.
Thumb's avatar mesmerizes me.
Good luck with that ya hump.
Better you than me.
Better you than me.
I voted for the other guy.
Tell me you volunteered for infantry. I'll claim that as my early birthday present.
The Taleban must be sh'itting themselves 
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Katie's Lesbian Side wrote:
Thumb's avatar mesmerizes me.
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