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#1 Sep 12 2006 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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"Yes, Hef's sleeping with them all. For real! I've actually walked in on him. See, one time I was over at the mansion with some friends. We were swimming in the grotto, and I decided to walk around the house a bit. As I was walking around, I ran into one of the girls. And she's like, "Come upstairs." So I went upstairs, and there's Hef on the bed. There's baby oil, there's toys flying every which way, there's all these girls naked. It was like watching a movie. I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time. And finally I realized they were all looking at me! I realized, Okay, this is really happening. And then I heard this voice from downstairs. It was [photographer] David LaChapelle. I heard him calling my name. And it kind of snapped me back to reality. I ran back downstairs." Pamela Anderson

I don't know what's worse: The thought of the Crypt Keeper, Hugh Hefner, banging all those chicks or all those chicks allowing him to do it. Creeps me out.

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#2 Sep 12 2006 at 10:34 AM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
I was standing in the doorway just looking -- for a really long time.


Perv.
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#3 Sep 12 2006 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Larry > Heff
#4 Sep 12 2006 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
Baby oil smells nothing like babies. It smells more like, I suspect, Heff.
#5 Sep 12 2006 at 10:58 AM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Baby oil smells nothing like babies. It smells more like, I suspect, Heff's toys.


Fixxxd.




Because something has to cover up that new plastic smell!...errr
#6 Sep 12 2006 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Baby oil smells nothing like babies.
How many babies have you ground up to find out?
#7 Sep 12 2006 at 11:17 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, I believe he got some of that. I can't think that he'd house and feed them if he didn't.
#8 Sep 12 2006 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Could you possibly imagine how wrinkled those balls have to be?!
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#9 Sep 12 2006 at 11:49 AM Rating: Decent
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Could you possibly imagine how wrinkled those balls have to be?!


I certainly don't want to envision what exactly the condition of Heff's balls are, but I know I could if I tried. in the end, it would come down to this:
[:fUckingshudder:]
#10 Sep 12 2006 at 11:51 AM Rating: Good
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Could you possibly imagine how wrinkled those balls have to be?!


I don't know. After decades of pounding semi-shaved sandpapery vaginas I imagine his entire ******* is smooth and white as a cueball.
#11 Sep 12 2006 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
Could you possibly imagine how wrinkled those balls have to be?!


I don't know. After decades of pounding semi-shaved sandpapery vaginas I imagine his entire ******* is smooth and white as a cueball.
That's hawt.

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#12 Sep 12 2006 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
I don't know what's worse: The thought of the Crypt Keeper, Hugh Hefner, banging all those chicks or all those chicks allowing him to do it. Creeps me out.

Totem


Jealous much?
#13 Sep 12 2006 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hey Thumb; ***. Smiley: sly



Weirdo. After your repeated self-abuse, do you really think it neccessary to introduce the two? I'd reckon they are already quite familiar.
#14 Sep 12 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Hey Thumb; ***. Smiley: sly



Weirdo.
My this is a day for introductions. Pot meet kettle! Smiley: lol
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