Sorry, BT, not what you think.
Anna Nicole's son died.
Being the reality TV junkie that I am, I watched her show when it first came out and although it was obvious that she was strung out, odd, and a total mess, the kid seemed nice enough: polite, well-adjusted, and loving to his mother.
I suppose it's only because I'm stranded at the house and it's a rainy 9/11, but it made me sad. Poor Anna. To have the one thing you did right taken away, not to mention the kid was so young.
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I bet it was a stingray.
Those bastards.
Those bastards.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
We need to stop this dumb 9/11 memorial crap and start mourning the crushing loss of some ditzy celebrity's kid. What happened to our American values? 
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 10:24am EDT by Jawbox
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 10:24am EDT by Jawbox
three days after the former Playboy Playmate gave birth to a girl
She had another one?!
I hope this one doesn't pop off as well.
She had another one?!
I hope this one doesn't pop off as well.
Darn it Flea, you beat me to it!
What really makes it worse was that her daughter was born just a couple of days before her son died.
Like you, I watched the show (it was a totaly guilty pleasure of mine), and I was always struck by how normal and nice her son came across on the show. He wasn't a male version of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart or Nicole Richie. And I remember thinking that he'll never get married because no girl is going to want Anna Nicole Smith as her mother in law. But it's just sad that he died at such a young age.
What really makes it worse was that her daughter was born just a couple of days before her son died.
Like you, I watched the show (it was a totaly guilty pleasure of mine), and I was always struck by how normal and nice her son came across on the show. He wasn't a male version of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart or Nicole Richie. And I remember thinking that he'll never get married because no girl is going to want Anna Nicole Smith as her mother in law. But it's just sad that he died at such a young age.
Dispite the fact that Ann is a ******, a mom loosing her baby boy has to bite. Hopefully, it'll be one hardcore reality check for her.
I'm just curious at how he died.
I'm just curious at how he died.
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He wasn't a male version of Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart or Nicole Richie.
Well, see, that's the problem. He wasn't enough of an aSShole.
And Tare, you kill me. With a stingray.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It is kinda funny how things can getcha when you wouldn't expect to care. I cried a little last week when I saw little kids at Australia Zoo laying their bouquets of flowers in memory of Steve Irwin. They were so upset and their feelings of loss were so real.
'Tis sad.
'Tis sad.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I suppose that's what I mean. The Steve Irwin thing was a shocker, but the fact that he lived that kind of a risky life, whatever, it didn't hit me as sad, just disappointing. This kid, I may have seen him twice, thought "Oh how nice, this freak at least did one thing right. Nice kid", and then this. I didn't expect to feel sympathy, but I do.
Sir Exodus, Eater of Cheese wrote:
Dispite the fact that Ann is a ******, a mom loosing her baby boy has to bite. Hopefully, it'll be one hardcore reality check for her.
I'm just curious at how he died.
I'm just curious at how he died.
Well, at least the kid was intimately involved with a Playboy Centerfold's ******. Not many guys can go out saying that.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Well, at least the kid was intimately involved with a Playboy Centerfold's ******
Make that Playmate of the Year
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And here I thought this thread was going to be about Niobia's boobs.
Huh.
Seriously, though, think he killed himself? What else kills a seemingly healthy twenty year-old man beside drugs, alcohol or self?
Huh.
Seriously, though, think he killed himself? What else kills a seemingly healthy twenty year-old man beside drugs, alcohol or self?
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And here I thought this thread was going to be about Niobia's boobs.
Huh.
Seriously, though, think he killed himself? What else kills a seemingly healthy twenty year-old man beside drugs, alcohol or self?
Huh.
Seriously, though, think he killed himself? What else kills a seemingly healthy twenty year-old man beside drugs, alcohol or self?
Traffic accidents, mostly.
But, hmmmm. Found dead in a hospital room? That does seem suicidish.
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 12:14pm EDT by Samira
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It was sad that he died, but lucky he won't be able to get any more fooked up by that crazy *****.
Samira wrote:
But, hmmmm. Found dead in a hospital room? That does seem suicidish.
Edit cause he was found in a hospital room.
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 2:08pm EDT by Atomicflea
I was going to make a joke about how a traffic accident would have explained the skidmarks, but I thought maybe a **** joke was in poor taste. Anyway, it's too late now.
I'm guessing auto-erotic strangulation.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I'm surprised he hadn't blown his own head off years ago.
Considering that it is Anna Nicole we are talking about, he most likely died of embarrassment.
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Yeah but she's not fat anymore.
Jawbox wrote:
Yeah but she's not fat anymore.
/nod Not fat anymore, but she dropped that weight so fast, her face just looks to gaunt and unhealthy to me.
Weight was just one facet of her bizarre behavior. If I were her son I'd be mortified at the sheer skankiness of my Mom's... everything. Marrying Crypt Keepers, ballooning and shrinking waistlines, drunken rants at award shows, showing off her Holstein udders at a moment's notice, and the list goes on and on and on. If he died of a heart attack as the preliminary stories are saying, it'd only be because his heart stopped at the thought of yet another man squatting down and getting eye-to-eye with that nasty Carlsbad cavern she calls her vag-- even if if was only her delivery doc.
He prolly thought, "I can't live with the thought of this woman who claims to be my mother ******** up yet another kid's life with her juvenile antics. I think I'll just die right here and give my little sis a shining example of what she should do as soon as she has the motor skills to do something beyond **** herself."
Seriously, who of you wouldn't cringe anytime your mother, Anna Nicole Smith, wanted to do something with you in public? No wonder he was reportedly so shy.
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He prolly thought, "I can't live with the thought of this woman who claims to be my mother ******** up yet another kid's life with her juvenile antics. I think I'll just die right here and give my little sis a shining example of what she should do as soon as she has the motor skills to do something beyond **** herself."
Seriously, who of you wouldn't cringe anytime your mother, Anna Nicole Smith, wanted to do something with you in public? No wonder he was reportedly so shy.
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Totem wrote:
Seriously, who of you wouldn't cringe anytime your mother, Anna Nicole Smith, wanted to do something with you in public? No wonder he was reportedly so shy.
I figured he was shy because he realized that no girl would want Anna Nicole Smith to be her mother-in-law.
Well, yeah, there is that too...
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You'd hit it though, right?
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