Tune: The Candy Man Who will run through jaggers,
Ripping up his flesh,
And turn right around,
And repeat the bloody mess?
CHORUS::
The S&M man,
The S&M man,
The S&M man because he mixes it with love,
And makes the hurt feel good.
The hurt feel good.
Who can take a hammer,
Shove it up her ****,
Move it back and forth,
Til he finds her G-spot,
(Chorus)
Who can take a hammer,
Wave it overhead,
And slam it on his ******,
Til he wishes he were dead?
(Chorus)
Who can take his bicycle,
Take away the seat,
Put his girlfriend on it,
Ride her down a bumpy street?
(Chorus)
Who can take some sandpaper,
Gotta be 50 grit,
Rub it back and forth,
Til she has a bleeding ****?
(Chorus)
Who can take an old wood saw,
Rusty, but still cuts,
Saw it back and forth,
Til he cuts off both his nuts?
(Chorus)
Who can take his willy,
Slam it in a door,
Slam it back and forth,
Til he can't pee anymore?
(Chorus)
Who can take a chainsaw,
Rev it up on high,
Shove it up her *****
Just to hear her scream and sigh?
(Chorus)
Who can take a razor,
And no shaving cream,
Scrape her @#%^ bald,
While he listens to her scream?
(Chorus)
Who can take a sander,
Make sure it's Black and Decker,
Rub it up and down,
Until you've got a bleeding ******?
(Chorus)
Who can take a mallet,
Claim that he's a stud,
Smash it on his ******,
Till it starts to ooze blood?
(Chorus)
Who can take a young girl,
Turn the lights down low,
Flip on the video camera,
And make like Rob Lowe?
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Who would use machinery,
To ********** at work,
Rip off his left testis,
And pretend it didn't hurt?
(Chorus)
Who can take some fiberglass,
Wrap it round his pud,
Shove it up her *****
Til she's sh*tting chunks of blood?
(Chorus)
Who can take a light bulb,
Shove it up her *****
F
Uck her up the rear,
Til she's sh*tting chunks of glass?
(Chorus)
Who can take just two bricks,
Take one in each hand,
Bang them on his balls,
Like the cymbals in the band?
(Chorus)
Who wears pants with zippers,
And no underwear,
Then pulls them up and down,
And rips out his pubic hair?
(Chorus)
Who can take a bottle,
Shove it up your ***,
And hit it with a hammer,
And line your *** with glass?
(Chorus)
Who can take your *******,
Stick it with a pin,
Hang on a bunch of weights,
Till it drags down to your shins?
(Chorus)
Who can take a chainsaw,
Cut the ***** in two,
@#%^ the bottom half,
And toss the other half to you?
(Chorus)
Who can take your *****,
Feed it to a *****,
Then slam it in a door,
So you can't f
Uck no more?
(Chorus)
Who would take a condom,
Put pepper in the ring,
Use it on the wife,
'Cause she twitches when it stings?
(Chorus)
Who can take your *****,
Tie it in a knot,
Tighter yet tighter,
Until the f
Ucker rots?
(Chorus)
Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride her like a Harley,
While he f
Ucks her up the rear?
(Chorus)
Who takes jumper cables,
Clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car,
And electrocutes the *****?
(Chorus)
Who would take your kiddies,
Out to a picnic binge,
Put them on the fire,
And watch the f
Uckers singe?
(Chorus)
Who would put a kid's hand,
In a socket on the wall?
It's nice when they jerk,
Up against his balls?
(Chorus)
Who gives children candy,
Takes them round the block,
And rips up their innards,
With the ramming of his ****?
(Chorus)
Who can take a chainsaw,
Stick it up her hole,
Turn it round & round,
And make tuna casserole?
(Chorus)
Who can take some clothes pegs,
Hang his girlfriend by her nipples,
Leave the ***** just hanging,
Til her tits are nearly tripled?
(Chorus)
Who can take a Doberman,
Let him do a show,
Let him f
Uck your girlfriend,
While he takes a video?
(Chorus)
Who can take a hair curler,
Turn it up on high,
Stick it in her c
Unt,
And listed to her fry?
(Chorus)
Who can take his *****,
Put it in a door,
Slam it real hard,
And scream MORE MORE MORE?
(Chorus)
Who can find some newlyweds,
Sneak into their room,
F
Uck the bride in bed,
And sodomize the groom?
(Chorus)
Who can take a glass rod,
Shove it up his prick,
Put it on the table,
And smash it with a brick?
(Chorus)
Who can take a baby,
Throw it on a pile,
And fUck it up its ***,
Sish-ka-bob style? (Chorus)
Who can take a nun,
Lean her over the pew,
F
Uck her up the ***,
'Till she wishes she was a Jew?
(Chorus)
Who can take a ******,
Suck out all the yeast,
Spit it out into some dough,
And serve bread at the hash feast?
(Chorus)
Who can take a puppy,
Hold it by the ears,
F
Uck it in the ***,
Until it sheds those puppy tears?
(Chorus)
Who can take a vice clamp.
Clamp it on a tit
Squeeze the succker down
Till it pops just like a zit?
(Chorus)
Who can take a transient
Rip out one of his eyes
Skull F
Uck the *******
While he listens to his cries?
(Chorus)
Who can take a Coke bottle
Shove it up her ***
Kidney punch the *****
Until she's sh*tting blood and glass?
(Chorus)
Who can take a cheese grater
Strap it to his arm
Fist F
Uck the *****
And make ****** parmesian?
SONG ENDERS:
Who can take a baby,
Lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over,
FUck the soft spot in its head? Who can take a pregnant woman,
F
Uck her til she's dead,
Leave his Richard inside her,
Til the fetus gives him head?
Who can go to the abortion clinic,
Sneak around the back,
Root around the dumpster,
And find a tasty snack?
Who can take a little girl,
Before she's on the rag,
F
Uck her till she's dead,
And then toss her in a bag?
