A new twist... so to speak.
Burglar breaks into apartment. Woman comes home alone and surprises him. He's armed with a hammer.
One of them ends up strangled.
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Oh, hell yeah.
Oh, hell yeah.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
And she's 51? Tough broad.
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Haffey, about 5-foot-9 and 180 pounds, had convictions including conspiracy to commit aggravated murder, robbery, drug charges and possession of burglary tools. Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds — may have given her an advantage.
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Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds — may have given her an advantage.
All muscle I presume.
Hell, I'm 6'2", with a 54" chest and I barely outweigh her.
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Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds
That is one big *****.
Rimesume the Shady wrote:
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Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds
That is one big *****.
And if she saw you at Nap's, she'd go up to you right, Rime?
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Rimesume the Shady wrote:
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Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds
That is one big *****.
And if she saw you at Nap's, she'd go up to you right, Rime?
Yes, but she would be married.
Rimesume the Shady wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Rimesume the Shady wrote:
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Neighbors said Kuhnhausen's size — 5-foot-7 and 260 pounds
That is one big *****.
And if she saw you at Nap's, she'd go up to you right, Rime?
Yes, but she would be married.
And she'd invite you back to her house for a 3some with her and her husband.
This area is just too much sometimes.Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
And she'd invite you back to her house for a 4some with her, her husband, and her daughter.
This area is just too much sometimes.FTFY
Did you forget where you were?
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So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it, with a hammer. *wink *wink".
FTFY
Edited, Sep 16th 2006 at 12:49pm EDT by MentalFrog
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
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So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
Well, that blows my whole theory about all hitmen being undercover cops. Although, this guy was something of a pathetic hit man - I mean, his victim was a short, fat nurse. And not only didn't he kill her, but she killed him! With her bare hands!
So I'm going to strip him of whatever hitman points he had, and keep my theory intact.
DW wrote:
Grandfather wrote:
Update
So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
So it turns out the old dude she strangled was in fact a friggin' hitman hired by her hubby. A hitman strangled by a nurse. In conjunction with the Myspace assasination plot I think we have perhaps the final nail in the contract murder coffin.
Then again, he may not have understood the husband's request, thinking he had been approached by a couple of swingers, when he replied: "Sure, I'd hit it".
Well, that blows my whole theory about all hitmen being undercover cops. Although, this guy was something of a pathetic hit man - I mean, his victim was a short, fat nurse. And not only didn't he kill her, but she killed him! With her bare hands!
So I'm going to strip him of whatever hitman points he had, and keep my theory intact.
Thats what you get for $500 bucks.
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Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney's office.
Have you ever wondered how much the average **** mopper makes per hour?
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