I'd be far more turned on by a George Clooney lookalike in a tux.
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
After some quiet introspection, I have decided that I most certainly do approve of this thread.
Although inspired by paid wang-danglers, a subject I normally avoid, I find these gentlemen of the night have drawn out some wonderful stories from the femmes. Thumbelyna continues to give credence to my suspicion that she is in fact the freakiest female poster around here. DSD gives me just enough of an insight, without blowing the mystery for me.
But Ambrya's post has made the entire undertaking worthwhile. Who can argue the mental picture of pubescent Ambrya being scolded by the half-hard cOck waggling lazily in her face.
In short, well done, Nobby, well done, indeed.
Although inspired by paid wang-danglers, a subject I normally avoid, I find these gentlemen of the night have drawn out some wonderful stories from the femmes. Thumbelyna continues to give credence to my suspicion that she is in fact the freakiest female poster around here. DSD gives me just enough of an insight, without blowing the mystery for me.
But Ambrya's post has made the entire undertaking worthwhile. Who can argue the mental picture of pubescent Ambrya being scolded by the half-hard cOck waggling lazily in her face.
In short, well done, Nobby, well done, indeed.
Samira wrote:
I'd be far more turned on by a George Clooney lookalike in a tux.
Ah, that makes me remember one of the times at a private party.
The dancer (very good looking) showed up in a tux and proceeded to dirty dance and bump and grind with every lady in the room. He brought roses too and would stroke your face and neck with a rose while you were removing a piece of clothing off of him. Samira wrote:
I'd be far more turned on by a George Clooney lookalike in a crotchless tux.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I don't think a crotchless tux would have the same breathtaking elegance, somehow.
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Nadenu wrote:
And most of the male strippers I've seen have been at gay clubs (duh), so the guys looked pretty good, heh.
I will definitely have to reply to this thread later, atm I am limited on access in the convention center... cheapskates! Let's just say, I dated one of those hunky guys for awhile and was it fun!
Oh and Thumb, give me your number babe, we can have phone sex since we are both horny and without man!
Oh and Thumb, give me your number babe, we can have phone sex since we are both horny and without man!
How about you just write it out, I am sure none of the men on the forum would interrupt.
Thumb have you ever thought that your hubby is still over their cause the government is concerned with his health. Cause sounds like you two are going to be getting busy for a least 3-4 days.
I know he is a young man, but I am sure it is the way he would want to go.
Thumb have you ever thought that your hubby is still over their cause the government is concerned with his health. Cause sounds like you two are going to be getting busy for a least 3-4 days.
I know he is a young man, but I am sure it is the way he would want to go.
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Edited, Sep 10th 2006 at 11:58pm EDT by BBBD
Edited, Sep 10th 2006 at 11:58pm EDT by BBBD
***** triple post*
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Bah, seeing nekkid men dance around isn't really sexy at all. I mean it is quite a novelty since you don't see men in thongs prance around that much, but the thrill certainly wears off after a few minutes.
I guess it doesn't help when it just seems that 99% of the male strippers are teh ghey. =(
I went to a gay male strip club once and my friends and I almost weren't let it because they only allowed 1 female party in at a time and it had to be for like a birthday or a bachelorette party.
The weirdest thing about that night is that one of the dancers on the stage looked totally like Adrien Brody in Summer of Sam. He was lanky and had that swarthy look about him - yummy - it's too bad he had a floppy vienna sausage.
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 12:11am EDT by kundalini
I guess it doesn't help when it just seems that 99% of the male strippers are teh ghey. =(
I went to a gay male strip club once and my friends and I almost weren't let it because they only allowed 1 female party in at a time and it had to be for like a birthday or a bachelorette party.
The weirdest thing about that night is that one of the dancers on the stage looked totally like Adrien Brody in Summer of Sam. He was lanky and had that swarthy look about him - yummy - it's too bad he had a floppy vienna sausage.
Edited, Sep 11th 2006 at 12:11am EDT by kundalini
BBBD wrote:
How about you just write it out, I am sure none of the men on the forum would interrupt.
Thumb have you ever thought that your hubby is still over their cause the government is concerned with his health. Cause sounds like you two are going to be getting busy for a least 3-4 days.
I know he is a young man, but I am sure it is the way he would want to go.
Thumb have you ever thought that your hubby is still over their cause the government is concerned with his health. Cause sounds like you two are going to be getting busy for a least 3-4 days.
I know he is a young man, but I am sure it is the way he would want to go.
I am so
Kween Darqflame wrote:
I will definitely have to reply to this thread later, atm I am limited on access in the convention center... cheapskates! Let's just say, I dated one of those hunky guys for awhile and was it fun!
Oh and Thumb, give me your number babe, we can have phone sex since we are both horny and without man!
Oh and Thumb, give me your number babe, we can have phone sex since we are both horny and without man!
Please tape these conversations and put them somewhere for download plz thnx~
And tell us where we can download them from. Smartass.
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