Hey AllafemmesFollow

When you get round to a European get-together, why not visit Birmingham?




Now as one who does admire teh female form, especially in a disrobed state, I've never seen the pleasure in strip clubs or lap-dancing bars. I like to admire teh bewbies in private.

But would any of you laydeez/Saborutos find any appeal in seeing an oiled hunk pole-dancing on stage whilst you're surrounded by dozens of other gurlies?



Edited because "Tricky Richardy's" isn't as funny as the real name of "Tricky DiCky's".

Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 8:01pm EDT by Nobby

Yes.

Before I got married, I loved going to strip clubs. Went to the gentlemen's clubs with my guy friends. Got lap dances from the female dancers (my guy friends LOVED that). One of my friends from high school is an exotic dancer and I always went to her club and got just about anything free.

Loved having private parties where my friends and I would order up a male exotic dancer. It was wonderful. The memories .... I could go on and on and on...


























I am SO dreaming good tonight!

sorry the truth hurts

however I did get a few chuckles out of it

I agree. I'd much rather watch a chick poledance than a guy... I love teh men but come on... you just have to laugh when they to the twirly thing with their penors.

I'd much rather watch burlesque than strip shows, since most of the ones I've seen (female and male) involve the dancer in some state of alcoholic or chemical intoxication, and that's not hawt: it's sloppy.

I hate male exotic dancers. Always have. I can admire women in a non-sexual way, like DSD. However, two men kissing is teh hawtness, even more than one woman or man twirling on a pole.

My first view of an adult ***** (get your mind out of the gutter, I had to change a lot of diapers in my babysitting years) was at a strip club in Windsor, Ontario. My sister was having her bachelorette party, and while she and the rest of her bridesmaids were 19 or over (legal drinking age in Ontario at the time--don't know if it's changed) I was only 15. So she slapped about a quart of makeup on me and somehow managed to get me in on a 21 year-old's ID.

They were mainly partially erect, if memory serves (I wouldn't have known the difference at the time, but in retrospect, they were neither flaccid nor erect.) The result being that they were all a little bent. I wasn't terribly impressed. Something about the way it swung when they danced was just a little icky, and when my sister paid one dancer to give me a table dance and mess with my head a little, I was fairly disgusted when he was swinging it right near my face.

I like a well-defined male form in still shots, we have a number of black-and-white art nudes that are absolutely gorgeous. But I really am in no hurry to repeat the strip club experience.



Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 11:59pm EDT by Ambrya

You're a bad little girl. I think you need a good **** slapping.


Respect the ****... and tame the cUnt!

I have only been to a strictly male strip club once - the night before I got married. I didn't think it was particularly sexy; it was more of a giggle. I really didn't enjoy the lap dance I got. At 5 months pregnant, the last thing I wanted was some 20 year old kid slobbering all over me, but I tried to pretend like I was lovin' it so he didn't feel bad.

Man, did I need a drink that night.

I was chatting with my brother on the phone last night and I dont know how the hell it came up but this thread was mentioned. He's a Marine down in NC and his base is surrounded by several strip clubs. All of them are for the guys though and it had got him to thinking that a strip club for the ladies would bring in a ton of cash. His thought on it was when all those Marines get deployed all the Marines wives are stuck at base. And they're alone for a long time. I then remembered Thumbs response and gave credit that it actually might be a plausible idea that could actually work if built near an army base. He had said that he had thought about making his own after he got out just knowing there was a niche that wasnt filled and he mused about how filthy rich he would get. Of course he said he would just bartend the club.

It still wouldnt do anything for me.

I'm not big on the idea of either male or female stripping/lap dancing. It's just a tease, and I'll need an outlet, and who can say that I'd be able to wait until I get home??

/female blue balls on

Really? The men turn you on? Maybe I've just been to some dead trashy joints.
Then again, I can't really get into someone sexually without that emotional connection.

Thumb, you're definitely the most sexed up Femme (Sorry DF, it was close). I'd offer you a hug to make you feel better, but I'm worried you'd try to touch my bewbs.

DSD's right, I would. I'd just want to see if you're as soft as the llamas.