when something bad happens to Paris Hilton?
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Paris Hilton, the celebrity heiress, has been arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol.
Apparantly she claims to have only had one drink, but was "fatigued and hungry" and that's what caused the officers to believe she was impaired. I'd personally like to see her garbage sweeping a la Boy George very soon.
Edit: Lol- "grabage"
Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 9:03am EDT by Tare
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Tare wrote:
Apparantly she claims to have only had one drink, but was "fatigued and hungry" and that's what caused the officers to believe she was impaired.
One drink may have been all the little-anorexic-walking-stickfigure needed to get smashed.
I too have been hammered after one drink.....a giant scorpion bowl...
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"fatigued and hungry"
Being 73 pounds and having to walk to your car from a barstool, assumingly down some stairs, after a beer will generally do that to you.
Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 8:59am EDT by Disifer
Does ***** conatin trace amounts of alcohol? I am sure she had a bunch in her system at the time.
Like we care?
OMG I really hope she is alright! Geeh I do hope she gets away with a $30 fine and nothing else, I mean, it would be horrible if she did time and hefty fines like any other civilian!
Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 9:16am EDT by Soracloud
article wrote:
She is fine
Like we care?
OMG I really hope she is alright! Geeh I do hope she gets away with a $30 fine and nothing else, I mean, it would be horrible if she did time and hefty fines like any other civilian!
Edited, Sep 7th 2006 at 9:16am EDT by Soracloud
I hope there's a Hilton DUI videotape. That's hawt.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Somebody has to have captured it on film.
I'm going with Rod Stewart's daughter. She's a bad seed, I can just tell.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Don't they have like personal hover bots that film their every waking moment? We just need to get our hands on it.
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Does ***** conatin trace amounts of alcohol? I am sure she had a bunch in her system at the time.
No, but it would explain her sudden weight gain.
What the hell is this dude talking about?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I have a strong dislike for Paris Hilton after meeting her and realizing that she really is that stupid in person.
Paris has clearly mistaken the publicity gained from a DUI with the pub gained from a DUI and anti-semetic tirade. Poor, poor stupid Paris, next time denegrate some religous sect or even better, black people.
you meet her and did not thoat stab her why?!
That would have been a bad fist impression; I was single at the time and was hoping she would find time in her busy schedule to fondle my balls at the least.
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The drink-driving symptoms were "probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued," Mr Mintz added.
I speed when I'm hungry to the nearest Taco Bell; I don't swerve. Fücking moran.
/adds Elliot Mintz to the 'people that should get killed by a sting ray' list.
Lord Disifer wrote:
That would have been a bad fist impression; I was single at the time and was hoping she would find time in her busy schedule to fondle my balls at the least.
Why do you hate your balls, one fondle from her and they'll shrivel up and turn green.
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Why do you hate your balls, one fondle from her and they'll shrivel up and turn green.
Touche, I should have throat stabbed her.
...and they'll turn into WAX!!!
I was going to link a picture of a ****** and label it Paris Hilton's Mugshot, but I thought that might be a tad overboard. Let me know though, people, I've got some great vaginas.
Linky
great little site chock full of Paris Bashing and pictures of her crying when she got denied at an after party! Some pictures are midly NSFW (Bikini)
great little site chock full of Paris Bashing and pictures of her crying when she got denied at an after party! Some pictures are midly NSFW (Bikini)
Jawbox wrote:
I'd hit it.
Not I....I like more *cushion for the pushin'*.....BoneSlap. No thanks >.>;
Jawbox wrote:
I'd hit it.
with a bag of dead kittens.
Lord Disifer wrote:
That would have been a bad fist impression
Uh-huh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I think my disdain of Paris came when I saw her sex tape, and realized she was more into watching the camera than doing anything worthwhile to her man. All these ijuts kill themselves for a shot of that, and it's just...boring.
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