I have more money than you, therefore I'm better than you.
Whatever you were gonna say doesn't matter because I make more money than you.
"The Great Caruso" was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation.. almost everybody! He made nothing!
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!