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#1 Sep 06 2006 at 5:04 PM Rating: Default
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http://littledemocrats.net/

Oh so I heard about this amazing novel on the way to class today so I figured I'd give it a peak, and sure enough, it wasn't a joke. Click on the sample pages for a little taste of how desperate Dems' have become.

Page 1, self explanatory, Dems' make sure everyone has something to play with, just like mommy.

Page 2, self explanatory, Dems' make sure everyone is safe from the big bad Elephant, (GOP symbol if you somehow didn't know)just like mommy does.

Page 3, look at the cute little rodents. Dems' make sure children go to school, just like mommy does.

I've never laughed at something so much in my life, and to think, people are buying this.
#2 Sep 06 2006 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Sep 06 2006 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Sep 06 2006 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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you think THAT's funny, check out waht those crazy Christians are trying to pull!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
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#5 Sep 06 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Kelvy, lmfao. Wow, that is insane.
#6 Sep 06 2006 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know what ot make of anything in this thread so....

LOLBIFRONS!!
#7 Sep 06 2006 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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disifer's kinda hawt. I'd tap it while his girlfriend watches


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wow nice pics disifer. I wanna friggen have pics like that some day. Aint gonna bother with mine cuz i'm not worthy.


Welcome to the Asylum. You came to just the right place to gain acceptance and have people help you with your ****** self esteem issues while we all sit around drinking hot chocolate and hold hands.


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#8 Sep 06 2006 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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#9 Sep 06 2006 at 5:36 PM Rating: Default
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Welcome to the Asylum. You came to just the right place to gain acceptance and have people help you with your sh*tty self esteem issues while we all sit around drinking hot chocolate and hold hands.


Good to see you attempting to repress your childhood rape memories by counter-targeting someone elses profile and proclaiming they have self-esteem issues.

Nice Grim Reeper, or whatever the hell that is btw, someone forget that generally big-boys post on forums and not little kids?

Omega this is for you.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 6:42pm EDT by Disifer
#10 Sep 06 2006 at 5:39 PM Rating: Decent
I'm not surprised mummy is still going to school.

Teenage pregnancies is all the rage for those dirty dems.
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#11 Sep 06 2006 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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trainspotting is so pasé.
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#12 Sep 06 2006 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Disifer wrote:
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Welcome to the Asylum. You came to just the right place to gain acceptance and have people help you with your sh*tty self esteem issues while we all sit around drinking hot chocolate and hold hands.


Good to see you attempting to repress your childhood rape memories by counter-targeting someone elses profile and proclaiming they have self-esteem issues.

Nice Grim Reeper, or whatever the hell that is btw, someone forget that generally big-boys post on forums and not little kids?

Omega this is for you.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 6:42pm EDT by Disifer

And yet you were awfully quick to change it, eh? Who's Omega and why are you so desperately seeking his approval?

It doesn't surprise me you don't recognize my avatar, it isn't meant for people like you.
#13 Sep 06 2006 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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It doesn't surprise me you don't recognize my avatar, it isn't meant for people like you.



OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!


/instigate on
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#14 Sep 06 2006 at 5:48 PM Rating: Default
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Omegavegeta, a strong opposition of my political views, suggested I post here a little more frequently as to watch me get "torn apart." I figure the best way to have someone lash out at me is to do the same, and I figure why not Jacobsdeception, with his name in red and a name/avatar like that, this guy must have some kind of smarts.

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It doesn't surprise me you don't recognize my avatar, it isn't meant for people like you.


Maybe you could elaborate its meaning for me sir, after all, I must not be cool like you unless I make up job levels in my signature and have a nifty skeleton like thing as my avatar.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 6:55pm EDT by Disifer
#15 Sep 06 2006 at 5:51 PM Rating: Good
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I heard about this crazy Asian ****. Those freaky Chinese

http://www.sonshi.com/learn.html

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#16 Sep 06 2006 at 5:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Lord Disifer wrote:
Omegavegeta, a strong opposition of my political views, suggested I post here a little more frequently as to watch me get "torn apart." I figure the best way to have someone lash out at me is to do the same, and I figure why not Jacobsdeception, with his name in red and a name/avatar like that, this guy must have some kind of smarts.



No one understands what you are going for here....that's part of the issue. As long as you continue to feign retarded, most of the big kids will tend to leave you alone. Picking on the handicapped is never cool.
#17 Sep 06 2006 at 5:59 PM Rating: Default
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I was hoping somebody would at least comment on the book how it was right, wrong, etc, but I was shocked to find nothing of the sort, instead I find criticism for listing friends comments in my sig, because frankly, its a sig and I don't give a sh*t what it says. But now that I have sh*tty self esteem, I'm trying to bring it up by "picking on the handicapped"

I only mentioned Omega because hes the reason I'm posting in here and I thought I saw his name, but I glanced quickly and saw a blur of names, his, not listed.



Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 7:07pm EDT by Disifer
#18 Sep 06 2006 at 6:01 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Disifer wrote:
Omegavegeta, a strong opposition of my political views, suggested I post here a little more frequently as to watch me get "torn apart." I figure the best way to have someone lash out at me is to do the same, and I figure why not Jacobsdeception, with his name in red and a name/avatar like that, this guy must have some kind of smarts.

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It doesn't surprise me you don't recognize my avatar, it isn't meant for people like you.


Maybe you could elaborate its meaning for me sir, after all, I must not be cool like you unless I make up job levels in my signature and have a nifty skeleton like thing as my avatar.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 6:55pm EDT by Disifer

If you call that a lash you are going to have to do a right bit better than a feeble attempt at insult or unfounded claims of projection. Your 'lashing out' was roughly the equivalent of a yo' momma joke and poorly placed at that. There is no need to envy my Sage status, my superiour avatar, or my post count. With enough work I'm sure you could get there eventually, but it will certainly require more effort than you are currently putting forth.

I have no need to expound at any length concerning the origin of my avatar. It doesn't really mean anything so much as it is recognized by people that tend to roll in certain circles. Congrats for recognizing that the little part at the end of a person's post is a signature and not a profile. I assume you don't understand the point of the job level indicators or the quote held therein, which is again perfectly understandable. It becomes far less amusing when explained anyway.
#19 Sep 06 2006 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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All it is is is is yet another piece of propaganda. I could find any other number of equally ridiculous things on the Republican side.

I would even go as far to say that THIS site that you gave was release by republicans to make fun of Democrats.
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#20 Sep 06 2006 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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Lord Disifer wrote:
I was hoping somebody would at least comment on the book how it was right, wrong, etc, but I was shocked to find nothing of the sort, instead I find criticism for listing friends comments in my sig, because frankly, its a sig and I don't give a sh*t what it says. But now that I have sh*tty self esteem, I'm trying to bring it up by "picking on the handicapped"

I only mentioned Omega because hes the reason I'm posting in here and I thought I saw his name, but I glanced quickly and saw a blur of names, his, not listed.



Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 7:07pm EDT by Disifer


Yeah, but you name-dropped the janitor's cousin to the bouncer.

It ain't gettin you in.
#21 Sep 06 2006 at 6:11 PM Rating: Default
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There is no need to envy my Sage status, my superiour avatar, or my post count. With enough work I'm sure you could get there eventually, but it will certainly require more effort than you are currently putting forth


I see, so its about having a better avatar, more posts and a meaningless number dictating your "e-popularity." I could gladly have as many posts as you, more if I wanted, but, unfortunately for me, I have a life to tend to prior to spending time typing to an audience made of people I'll never meet.

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I have no need to expound at any length concerning the origin of my avatar. It doesn't really mean anything so much as it is recognized by people that tend to roll in certain circles.


I'm glad I don't "roll" with a posse of people I'll never meet, I'll stick to friends I see daily.

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Congrats for recognizing that the little part at the end of a person's post is a signature and not a profile. I assume you don't understand the point of the job level indicators or the quote held therein, which is again perfectly understandable. It becomes far less amusing when explained anyway.


Yes, a signature.
A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.

or a profile.
A set of characteristics or qualities that identify a type or category of person or thing.

Looks like we've both failed at the idea of a signature. As for its meaning, its of miniscule importance, it lacks sense, as did mine, except to those few people who recognize it, chuckle and move on.

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I would even go as far to say that THIS site that you gave was release by republicans to make fun of Democrats.


No idea, I usually don't listen to that station so I was unaware of its orientation or who was talking at that.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 7:12pm EDT by Disifer
#22 Sep 06 2006 at 6:13 PM Rating: Default
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Yeah, but you name-dropped the janitor's cousin to the bouncer.


Pardon my retardation but I don't understand what you're sayin.

edit: Was thinking to deeply about it, I wasn't using his name in the since you think I was, but I can understand why you would, my mistake.

Edited, Sep 6th 2006 at 7:22pm EDT by Disifer
#23 Sep 06 2006 at 6:20 PM Rating: Good
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I see, so its about having a better avatar, more posts and a meaningless number dictating your "e-popularity."

In a manner of speaking, yes. Maybe you aren't as thick as you let on? It's doubtful but you seem to be getting closer to what's going on here.

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I could gladly have as many posts as you, more if I wanted, but, unfortunately for me, I have a life to tend to prior to spending time typing to an audience made of people I'll never meet.

Don't be upset you didn't get the invitation. I'm pretty sure we didn't let that other kid tag along either.

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Yes, a signature.
A person's name, or a mark representing it, as signed personally or by deputy, as in subscribing a letter or other document.

or a profile.
A set of characteristics or qualities that identify a type or category of person or thing.

Looks like we've both failed at the idea of a signature. As for its meaning, its of miniscule importance, it lacks sense, as did mine, except to those few people who recognize it, chuckle and move on.


You earlier wrote:
Good to see you attempting to repress your childhood rape memories by counter-targeting someone elses profile and proclaiming they have self-esteem issues.

Smiley: rolleyes
#24 Sep 06 2006 at 6:22 PM Rating: Good
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Ya know, after going back and reading my own response to you it occurs to me that you actually had to use a dictionary to look up the meaning of those words. For a 'big boy' on the forums you sure as hell don't seem to understand much about them.
#25 Sep 06 2006 at 6:23 PM Rating: Good
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I would even go as far to say that THIS site that you gave was release by republicans to make fun of Democrats.




No idea, I usually don't listen to that station so I was unaware of its orientation or who was talking at that.



uh, waht station would that be? Did you reply to the right quote?Smiley: confused

I suppose you are trying to accuse me of basing my opinion off of liberal media. You are wrong. Either way, where you get yours from? more random propaganda website?
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#26 Sep 06 2006 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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You earlier wrote:
Good to see you attempting to repress your childhood rape memories by counter-targeting someone elses profile and proclaiming they have self-esteem issues.


Smiley: rolleyes


Smiley: laugh

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Don't be upset you didn't get the invitation. I'm pretty sure we didn't let that other kid tag along either


Guess I'll have to stick to forums for the time being.
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