Q. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
A. A licker cabinet.
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Q. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A. A ********.
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A. A ********.
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Q. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
A. Militia Etheridge.
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A. Militia Etheridge.
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Q. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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A. Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
A. Fur Traders.
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Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 3:05pm EDT by Totem
A. Fur Traders.
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Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 3:05pm EDT by Totem
Q. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
A. Well Hung.
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A. Well Hung.
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Q. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
A. Lickalotapuss.
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A. Lickalotapuss.
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Q. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A. A Likalotapuss.
Bah, same time stamp.
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 3:07pm EDT by Kaelesh
A. A Likalotapuss.
Bah, same time stamp.
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 3:07pm EDT by Kaelesh
Q. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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A. She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
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Ai remember de streets of Beyalfast in sev'nty nayn when de lezzies were faitin' over de rubber bullets.
Jaysus!
Jaysus!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Q. What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-a-likes. (That's old skool candy for you kiddies)
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Lick-a-likes. (That's old skool candy for you kiddies)
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Q. What's the definition of confusion?
A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market!
Bum-da-bum!
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A. Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market!
Bum-da-bum!
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Q. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
I know, I know, old joke you heard circa 1915.
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A. Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
I know, I know, old joke you heard circa 1915.
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Q. What's the difference between a group of pygmy con artists and a lesbian track team?
A. The pygmies are cunning runts.
A. The pygmies are cunning runts.
Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?
A: Suck its ****.
A: Suck its ****.
It was 5:00 in the morning at the U.S. Marine boot camp and the drill sergeant walks in and bellows, "This is an inspection! I wanna see you's all formed up outside butt naked NOW!"
So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.
The sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick.
He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. "DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man.
He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"
So, the soldier's quickly jumped out of bed, naked and shivering, and ran outside to form up in their three ranks.
The sarge walked out and yells, "Close up the ranks, conserve your body heat!" So they close in slightly...
The captain comes along with his swagger stick.
He goes to the first soldier and whacks him right across the chest with it. "DID THAT HURT?" he yells.
"No, Sir!" came the reply.
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
The captain is impressed, and walks on to the next man.
He takes the stick and whacks the soldier right across the rear.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm a U.S. Marine, Sir!"
Still extremely impressed, the captain walks to the third guy, and sees he has an enormous erection. Naturally, he gave his target a huge WHACK with the stick.
"Did THAT hurt?"
"No, Sir!"
"Why not?"
"Because it belongs to the guy behind me, Sir!"
+1 Flea
And continuing...
Q: If a group of lesbians and a group of homos were to leave San Francisco at the same time, who would reach their destination first?
A: The lesbians because they were doing 69 the whole way while the homos were back home packing their shit.
Q:What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
A:Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Now imagine a lesbian told it. Heehee
A:Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Now imagine a lesbian told it. Heehee
I don't have a joke. But I do miss them.
yossarian wrote:
I do miss them.
Makes all the difference.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Q. What do you call a Lesbian Asian?
A. Minjeeta.
A. Minjeeta.
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