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#1 Sep 05 2006 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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Cypriot police are looking for graveyard thieves who did not settle for their normal booty of flowers and went for the tombstone instead.

Authorities are investigating why thieves would want to remove a heavy marble slab off a family tomb. Its disappearance was noticed by a relative who had gone to tend to the grave.

"I came to light a candle, the place was a mess. I thought I had stumbled on another grave and made a mistake," 63-year-old Chrysoulla Neophytou told the Greek-Cypriot daily Simerini.

Police said the tombstone was stolen in a graveyard located on a main thoroughfare of the Cypriot capital in the last 20 days.


I hear that the gravestone belonged to Steve Irwin.




#2 Sep 05 2006 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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New countertops are teh pricey.
#3 Sep 05 2006 at 12:43 PM Rating: Good
Such disrespect. It's stuff like this that makes me consider placing the corpses of relatives in my crawlspace. That and the fact that some of my cousins are annoying as fUck.
#4 Sep 05 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
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Hah, can you imagine removing your wonderful marble counter top to redo the cabinets and finding 'R.I.P." on the otherside of the slab?
#5 Sep 05 2006 at 1:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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GitSlayer wrote:
Hah, can you imagine removing your wonderful marble counter top to redo the cabinets and finding 'R.I.P." on the otherside of the slab?


Shouldn't the carving be face up, to catch drippings?
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#6 Sep 05 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
GitSlayer wrote:
Hah, can you imagine removing your wonderful marble counter top to redo the cabinets and finding 'R.I.P." on the otherside of the slab?


Shouldn't the carving be face up, to catch drippings?
Nah, it promotes growth of bacteria.
#7 Sep 05 2006 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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#8 Sep 05 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Decent
King Nobby wrote:
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Is this like British RPS?
#9 Sep 05 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
King Nobby wrote:
Ray Sting Peace
Is this like British RPS?
I'm waiting
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#10 Sep 05 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Decent
King Nobby wrote:
I'm waiting
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