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Steve Irwin died. Surprised there's no thread about it. 
He had a wife and kids, you b tch!
Sod off, bastage.
Bring back Nobby's Bewbylicious avatard; I'm tired of watching the Tsunami.
the point stands that you have no reason to be saying he deserved it. its not funny to anyone but people who the closest thing to death they have been is getting killed in half life. he has acompleshed more things in this world then you ever will.
where your name will fade away his will be remembered for the good he has done for our planet and the smiles he put on our faces. unlike you he will be imortalized you will be forgotten.
i already forgot your name. what was it?
where your name will fade away his will be remembered for the good he has done for our planet and the smiles he put on our faces. unlike you he will be imortalized you will be forgotten.
i already forgot your name. what was it?
Lawl.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I've got a bone to pick with the stingray that killed Steve Irwin. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that prudence is no vice. Cowardice -- especially the stingray that killed Steve Irwin's neurotic form of it -- is. For the nonce, he is content to vilify our history, character, values, and traditions. But one day, he will stultify art and ****** the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. The stingray that killed Steve Irwin not only lies, but he brags about his lying to his hirelings. One final point: The stingray that killed Steve Irwin's subliminal psywar campaigns are as screwed up as Aegis's goat.
I have an idea for a new video game..
You have to control the "naturalist" as he swims though Sting Ray infested waters trying to avoid being "stung in the heart" by the evil rays. Bonus points for not getting stuck up the ***.
Patent pending! Patent pending! Patent pending!
You have to control the "naturalist" as he swims though Sting Ray infested waters trying to avoid being "stung in the heart" by the evil rays. Bonus points for not getting stuck up the ***.
Patent pending! Patent pending! Patent pending!
I just don't see why security guards at the airport stop my grandma and search her but just let stingrays go right through unchecked. I don't usually advocate racial profiling but Shit, man, we all know what stingrays are about; when are we gonna learn?
Should I have made a new thread for this? Sorry Neph.
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 11:54am EDT by Barkingturtle
Should I have made a new thread for this? Sorry Neph.
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 11:54am EDT by Barkingturtle
Steve Irwin Pwns Walker Texas Ranger Guy. Irwin pulled the barb that killed him out of his heart before he died.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Steve Irwin Pwns Walker Texas Ranger Guy. Irwin pulled the barb that killed him out of his heart before he died.
Ironically, if he hadn't done that he might have had a better chance.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Steve Irwin Pwns Walker Texas Ranger Guy.
Sad fact of life that we are stuck with Walker while Crock Man is worm food.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Steve Irwin Pwns Walker Texas Ranger Guy. Irwin pulled the barb that killed him out of his heart before he died.
I heard that on the news. That shit had to have hurt and he probably instinctively pulled at whatever was hurting him. It's still a sad time for his wife and kids.
If Allakhazam ever got stung by a stingray, he'd suck out the poison, then roundhouse kick the stingray to death.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
The first story I read had said that Bindi, his daughter, was with him when it happened. I was relieved to hear that she wasnt there, that she was with her mother and brother at the time hiking in Tasmania. I cant imagine what that would do to a child to watch their father die. How many of us will be able to say that we died doing what we loved? Fare Thee Well, Steve Irwin.
You've all been had. Steve faked his death and will spend the rest of his days cohabitating with the Crocodiles he adores. Especially Lola, the one with the huge tits.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
If Allakhazam ever got stung by a stingray, he'd suck out the poison, then roundhouse kick the stingray to death.
Stupid fückin' silliness filter. Danalog, I shout obscenities at thee!
It was supposed to be Chück Norris.
It was supposed to be Chück Norris.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
If Allakhazam ever got stung by a stingray, he'd suck out the poison, then roundhouse kick the stingray to death.
I believe ChUck Norris would make the stingray suck its own poison out before he roundhouse kicked it to death.
Demea the Irrelevant wrote:
If Allakhazam ever got stung by a stingray, he'd suck out the poison, then sell it to little kids for tons of goldz.
Rick James died???!!!111one
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