Polls are only interesting because they sound like Eastern Europeans?
| The only good Pole is a Deed Pole: |    | 0 (0.0%) |
| Look at the size of my Poll!: | | 2 (2.7%) |
| Look at the size of my Pole! (Flea'Lo - countin' on joo): | | 2 (2.7%) |
| Oh Poll-ease!: | | 1 (1.4%) |
| Bring back Nobby's Bewbylicious avatard; I'm tired of watching the Tsunami: | | 22 (29.7%) |
| The Earth is measured from Pole to Pole. In Warsaw, that's not very far.: | | 3 (4.1%) |
| Pie: | | 6 (8.1%) |
| MothafUcking Stingrays On a MothafUcking Plane!: | | 20 (27.0%) |
| Man's inherent destiny is self-destruction, regardless of any deity's more noble plans, or faith in eternal stuff: | | 7 (9.5%) |
| Katie's Jock-strap: | | 11 (14.9%) |
| Total: | 74 |
Predictable, I know.
Obvious, sure.
But there's a mystery prize for the 17th person to vote for my preferred option.
