Testicular cancer.
With his Speedo short shorts, it was bound to happen.
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I always figured that he would go the way of John Belushi and Chris Farley; overdose on heroin somewhere in Chicago, found death next to the body of a hooker covered in bruises.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Apparently, Irwin himself thought it would be the ocean.
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Stainton said Irwin was in his element in the Outback, but that he and Irwin had talked about the sea posing threats the star wasn’t used to.
“If ever he was going to go, we always said it was going to be the ocean,†Stainton said. “On land he was agile, quick-thinking, quick-moving and the ocean puts another element there that you have no control over.â€
“If ever he was going to go, we always said it was going to be the ocean,†Stainton said. “On land he was agile, quick-thinking, quick-moving and the ocean puts another element there that you have no control over.â€
I suppose the FAA will now ban stingrays on all flights.
Ah, Aussies.
Quote:
On Tuesday, Australia's federal parliament paused to honour Mr Irwin, whom Prime Minister John Howard said had died in "quintessentially Australian circumstances".
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Ah, Aussies.
Quote:
On Tuesday, Australia's federal parliament paused to honour Mr Irwin, whom Prime Minister John Howard said had died in "quintessentially Australian circumstances".
What a country!
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I just thought about it. Is Nexa's poll distasteful, or simply tasteless?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I just thought about it. Is Nexa's poll distasteful, or simply tasteless?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Jess checkin'. Carry on!
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Steven Irwin took after his father. His dad cuaght crocs and in his eyes that was doing him an honor to continue the family tradition. he has done some out of this world things like holding his kid while attempting to feed a crocodile.
all in all he did own the zoo so it was his job, the stunt was mostly used for publicity. i will not shame a man for doing his job no matter the extremes he takes it to. i have more real human compassion for the way life works, yes we must die so others live but i also believe in honoring the dead for one day you will join them may it be slow or painless to extreme and deadly honor the person for who they was and what they done. see alot of people do not realize that steve saved lifes by coming into rural areas of AUS. and removing crocs from neighborhoods with childern and took them off. he tought alot of our youth about animals. i mean look at todays society it takes extreme measures to reach kids nowadays. this poll is sad sorry but im not voting i am more respectful.
all in all he did own the zoo so it was his job, the stunt was mostly used for publicity. i will not shame a man for doing his job no matter the extremes he takes it to. i have more real human compassion for the way life works, yes we must die so others live but i also believe in honoring the dead for one day you will join them may it be slow or painless to extreme and deadly honor the person for who they was and what they done. see alot of people do not realize that steve saved lifes by coming into rural areas of AUS. and removing crocs from neighborhoods with childern and took them off. he tought alot of our youth about animals. i mean look at todays society it takes extreme measures to reach kids nowadays. this poll is sad sorry but im not voting i am more respectful.
Fuck off and die.
(preferably in a wombat feeding-frenzy - and make sure your mom posts the video.)
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 7:37pm EDT by Celcio
(preferably in a wombat feeding-frenzy - and make sure your mom posts the video.)
Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 7:37pm EDT by Celcio
I figured he would have ended up an old man, living in spite of how he lived his life. Like those 120-year-old women who smoked cigarettes till they were 110 and couldn't see the end to light it.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I heard they wanted Sting to sing at his funeral.
xtaternutsx wrote:
Steven Irwin took after his father. His dad cuaght crocs and in his eyes that was doing him an honor to continue the family tradition.
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