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#1 Sep 04 2006 at 10:05 AM Rating: Good
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oh come on, you're all doing it anyway...let's get some stats.

How did you think Steve Irwin would die?
Rolled by a crocodile:33 (21.0%)
Complications from losing a limb:6 (3.8%)
Snake bite:42 (26.8%)
Poisoned by insect or scorpion:9 (5.7%)
Drowning:0 (0.0%)
Shot for trespassing:16 (10.2%)
Old age:22 (14.0%)
Heart attack because the dude was just too damn excited about everything:29 (18.5%)
Total:157


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#2 Sep 04 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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I've always thought he'd get bit by some venomous snake like a Brown Snake or a viper or something like that.
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#3 Sep 04 2006 at 10:07 AM Rating: Good
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I didn't include the stingray thing because you're full of **** if you say you saw that coming.

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#4 Sep 04 2006 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Slow news day, /sigh
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#5 Sep 04 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Default
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Overdose, didn't see this coming. But at least he died living his way. Better off then how most of us will die. I can just picture him, snorting lines behind Jay Leno's desk before the show. "Kricky, Thats good Blow!"


Ever play halo 2? Remember that guy that says "Dear Captian, kicking *** in outer space, wish you were here."? I like to think that NPC was modeled after Steve.


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#6 Sep 04 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Ebola Virus.
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#7 Sep 04 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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Super-Volcano.
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#8 Sep 04 2006 at 10:22 AM Rating: Good
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I'm such a sunny Miss Sunshine that I went the optimistic route and said he died of old age. Okay, more likely dying as an old man trying to wrestle a Komodo dragon. Smiley: grin

But you had to know that he was going to die while doing a "Danger Danger Danger!" The hubby, kids and I enjoyed watching his show. Sure he was an over the top, excited guy, but you can't deny that he totally demonstrated his joy and love for all things outdoors.
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#9 Sep 04 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm glad it wasn't during one of the few live shows he did.

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#10 Sep 04 2006 at 10:25 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
I'm glad it wasn't during one of the few live shows he did.


Well, he was filming a documentary when this happened so they probably do have some footage. Let's see when it leaks.
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#11 Sep 04 2006 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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I had my money placed on "wallaby goring".
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#12 Sep 04 2006 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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It was close...but even Google didn't see it coming.

Yeah, I'm going to hell.

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#13 Sep 04 2006 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Shocking!
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#14 Sep 04 2006 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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You dont have my choice, I would of said killed by his daughter for giving her such an imbarassing name.
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#15 Sep 04 2006 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
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I said rolled by a croc because anyone who calls himself "The Crocodile Hunter" is asking for trouble.

Poor Steve.
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#16 Sep 04 2006 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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I always figured his wife would plunge a fish gutting knife in his heart. Wonder if the stingray was a hired killer.
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#17 Sep 04 2006 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I always thought he'd die in a sports car on the freeway going 90 mph headfirst into a semi truck, with 8 pints of beer in his bloodstream, a crack pipe in his mouth, and a black hooker swallowing his snake.
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#18 Sep 04 2006 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Personally, I figure he would die of old age, just to spite everyone who lives a safe, sheltered life...
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#19 Sep 04 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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I retrieved this from some old files I saved off of the old UBB forum. It is dated December, 2002.

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I like Steve Irwin, after all he is a member of the TFC, but my money goes on some pissed off stingray killing him some day.





Edited, Sep 4th 2006 at 3:57pm EDT by Tacosid
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#20 Sep 04 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Tacosid wrote:
I retrieved this from some old files I saved off of the old UBB forum. It is dated December, 2002.

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Woah Dude, I so totally like Steve Irwin, after all he is so a member of the TFC, but my money goes on some pissed off stingray like totally killing him to death some day.
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#21 Sep 04 2006 at 7:21 PM Rating: Decent
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I always figured he'd live to a ripe old age, but that heart trouble would slow him down and result in his getting bitten by a snake or venomous insect, and it'd get infected and he'd lose the limb, but being a deranged Aussie, wouldn't give up his dangerous croc rasslin' and would eventually get rolled by a croc and drown.
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#22 Sep 04 2006 at 9:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Where's the "yes" option. You know, for all of the above.
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#23 Sep 05 2006 at 12:40 AM Rating: Default
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I always thought he would catch aids from an oddly positioned fight with a monkey.
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#24 Sep 05 2006 at 12:41 AM Rating: Default
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edit double post *my mortal foe*

Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 1:48am EDT by fattycakes
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#25 Sep 05 2006 at 12:44 AM Rating: Good
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I always figured he would catch aids from **** sex with fattycakes.
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#26 Sep 05 2006 at 2:08 AM Rating: Good
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http://www.smh.com.au/news/business/its-like-jfk-or-diana-for-kids-mother/2006/09/05/1157222122185.html
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Daniel, 11, asked: "Why did it have to be Steve Irwin? Why couldn't it be someone older like Sean Connery?"

Smiley: laugh


That kid's gonna feel bad if Connery kicks the bucket anytime soon.




Edited, Sep 5th 2006 at 3:14am EDT by trickybeck
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