We had a fun time here last night. Beig Friday, our friends converged at the frathouse bringing beer. Everyone's drinking, chatting, having a good time. At some point all the **** got ripped off the refrigerator (it was covered in cutouts of T&A shots). As things slowed down, the remaining four of us sat in the living room and put on some Star Wars.
Tim, one of the roommates here, wanted to put his feet up on the coffee table. This table is normally full of all sorts of assorted crap, and after a night like this one it's also covered in full ashtrays and mostly empty beer bottles. So to make room he shoves a giant swatch off with his workboot-clad foot. That must have been a satisfying action because next he swung his foot to the side and swept off everything on the end of the table. Finishing off his current beer, he tossed the bottle across the room, shattering a bottle that he had just kicked to the floor. Now he begins to methodically kick everything off the two-level coffee table (where I happen to keep most of my personal stuff since I crash on the couch) and then, once it's completely clear, he kicks the table itself up and over.
It was a beautiful sight. Cigarette butts, beer bottles and razorblades covering the rug. One of the leather panels covering the top of the table had been peeled up awhile back and the artwork underneath exposed: an Anarchy symbol with "666 - Mark of the Best" written underneath. Oh, yeah, this guy Tim is a hardcore metal musician and an exterminator. After destroying the living room, he claimed he was going to bed but went into the kitchen and started smashing beer bottles and dirty dishes in there. After a cursory investigation I quickly retreated back to the living room with our **** friend to watch the end of Empire Strikes Back.
So my day so far has been cleaning up the scattered contents of the living room. It's not bad; it gives me something to do on a dreary, rainy Saturday. Besides, I've been staying here on the couch for two months and I'm supposed to be playing house ***** anyways.
How has your weekend started out?