She yelled at me for about five hours about how disgusting it was to do it. At first I was all caught up in shame but then I realised I was thirty seven years old and a grown man. I began to yell back at her, saying I was a grown man and can 'browse the internet' whenever I wanted.
She started yelling back saying that I need to get married or at least find a girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? I have no idea either. I enjoy 'browsing the internet' and do so regularly. I do it first thing in the morning and before I got bed. It relieves my stress and I can enjoy new material because it's always fresh and never runs out.
My mother just doesn't understand. Could you explain to her that browsing the allakhazam forums isn't a depraived activity?
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ssomeonell wrote:
She yelled at me for about five hours
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You need to get married, or at least find a girlfriend.
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Good trolling attemp at least?
ssomeonell wrote:
She yelled at me for about five hours about how disgusting it was to do it. At first I was all caught up in shame but then I realised I was thirty seven years old and a grown man. I began to yell back at her, saying I was a grown man and can 'browse the internet' whenever I wanted.
She started yelling back saying that I need to get married or at least find a girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? I have no idea either. I enjoy 'browsing the internet' and do so regularly. I do it first thing in the morning and before I got bed. It relieves my stress and I can enjoy new material because it's always fresh and never runs out.
My mother just doesn't understand. Could you explain to her that browsing the allakhazam forums isn't a depraived activity?
She started yelling back saying that I need to get married or at least find a girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? I have no idea either. I enjoy 'browsing the internet' and do so regularly. I do it first thing in the morning and before I got bed. It relieves my stress and I can enjoy new material because it's always fresh and never runs out.
My mother just doesn't understand. Could you explain to her that browsing the allakhazam forums isn't a depraived activity?
Asking if it was a good trolling attempt answered your own question.
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Buffyisagoddess wrote:
Asking if it was a good trolling attempt answered your own question.
:(
I hope you don't live in your mom's basement. >.>
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WTF
This is just fUcking embarrassing.
Edited, Sep 2nd 2006 at 1:33pm EDT by Aegis
This is just fUcking embarrassing.
Edited, Sep 2nd 2006 at 1:33pm EDT by Aegis
Your mom never minds when I ********** in front of her.
I googled your mom.
Why didn't you tell her that if she put out a tad more you wouldn't have the need to 'browse' the net so much?
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your 37 and still living at home? either you have some form of speration issues, or your a flat out lazy american who refuses to take responsibility and work to pay bills on your own.
here is some advice, unplug the computer and pawn it... forget about it... and find out that the real world changes to each day is different. but if all you do is eat and sleep at your keyboard then the world outside would seem to be the same each day.
i would not suggest finding a women. reason you sound like a loser no women would want to be with a man who
A) lives at home with mommy
B) 24/7 internet junkie
c) possible unemployment.
i would start @ square 1 and staighten out your life, get a job, leave mommy and move into your own place, and them find a girl.
here is some advice, unplug the computer and pawn it... forget about it... and find out that the real world changes to each day is different. but if all you do is eat and sleep at your keyboard then the world outside would seem to be the same each day.
i would not suggest finding a women. reason you sound like a loser no women would want to be with a man who
A) lives at home with mommy
B) 24/7 internet junkie
c) possible unemployment.
i would start @ square 1 and staighten out your life, get a job, leave mommy and move into your own place, and them find a girl.
#1
He never said that he lived with his mother.
#2
browsing the allakhazam forums isn't a depraived activity?
[:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH:]
#3
Does this make ANY fúcking sense at all?
He never said that he lived with his mother.
#2
Quote:
browsing the allakhazam forums isn't a depraived activity?
[:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH:]
#3
Quote:
Could you explain to her
Does this make ANY fúcking sense at all?
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
#17REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 06 2006 at 6:47 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I wrote this, haha I got you losers again.
#18REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 06 2006 at 6:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I'm not a looser, I'm a forum troll.
Quote:
I'm not a looser, I'm a forum troll
Well, seeing as how a forum troll is a loser...
ssomeonell wrote:
Good trolling attemp at least?
This made me lawl. I though something smelled kinda fishy. Sounded too much like 40 Year old Virgin to be true!!!
grandfatherbarkingturtle wrote:
Your mom never minds when I ********** in front of her.
QFT
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ageVatsiM wrote:
I wrote this, haha I got you losers again.
Liar!!!
All I know is that your e-mail address makes em want to ban you on sight because your probably a dirty stinking power leveler. Who stinks. And may or may not actually be dirty.
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ssomeonell wrote:
ageVatsiM wrote:
I wrote this, haha I got you losers again.
Liar!!!
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
...your probably a dirty stinking power leveler. Who stinks. And may or may not actually be dirty.
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