wife is putting her foot down to my online gaming hobby, so i found another that is sure to not make her much happier, hehehe,
so, im starting a boat naming thread. any ideas?
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Just get a girlfriend, it's a lot cheaper hobby than a boat in the long run, and your wife will eventually think much more highly of gaming as a result.
Boat naming is your new hobby?
Damn, man.
Damn, man.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The MMORPG.
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USS Orca...Then you can hunt killer great white sharks with Richard Dreyfuss.
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Just get a girlfriend, it's a lot cheaper hobby than a boat in the long run, and your wife will eventually think much more highly of gaming as a result.
"Hey honey, I'm going to go take __________ for a ride!"
The SS Firiona Vie. Make sure to put a life-sized replica of her as a figurehead, too.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Except Richard Dreyfuss hunts sharks. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Boats are great. Until you've actually owned one, then they're a monumentally expensive pain in the ***. As the old saying goes, 'the two greatest days when you own a boat are the day you buy it, and the day you sell it'.
Save yourself some time and name it the "For Sale".
Save yourself some time and name it the "For Sale".
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USS Tea Party
or...
The Moral Majority
or...
The Moral Majority
The other old quote about boats: "A boat is a hole in the water that you pour money into."
But your hobby is "just naming boats," right...?
But your hobby is "just naming boats," right...?
best boat name ever = "My other boat is right under this one"
My wife told me to give up internet gambling also.
I now spend more money on interent pron..
I now spend more money on interent pron..
Tell your wife that it's your CHIOCE to play games and gamble and she must respect your CHIOCE because you don't own anyone and your CHIOCE is all yours and, if she's upset, it's because she doesn't understand your CHIOCE to do these things and she's too immature to be married at all.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Tell your wife that it's your CHIOCE to play games and gamble and she must respect your CHIOCE because you don't own anyone and your CHIOCE is all yours and, if she's upset, it's because she doesn't understand your CHIOCE to do these things and she's too immature to be married at all.
As far as names for the boat, go with The Compromise.
Name it the "WMD" so nobody will be able to find you if you get in trouble.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Tell your wife that it's your CHIOCE to play games and gamble and she must respect your CHIOCE because you don't own anyone and your CHIOCE is all yours and, if she's upset, it's because she doesn't understand your CHIOCE to do these things and she's too immature to be married at all.
chee-AH-see.
shadomen wrote:
My wife told me to give up internet gambling also.
I now spend more money on interent pron..
I now spend more money on interent pron..
dude, I think you're the wife in this relationship.
Just sayin'...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
If you want to generate a side-income smuggling teh ******** from m3x1c0 or teh drUgz0rz from c0l0mb1a, call it "********".
Most coastguards are men, and will never be able to find it.
Barrum-Pshh
Most coastguards are men, and will never be able to find it.
Barrum-Pshh
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Pronounced: "estrogen"
Pronounced: "estrogen"
Nadenu wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Tell your wife that it's your CHIOCE to play games and gamble and she must respect your CHIOCE because you don't own anyone and your CHIOCE is all yours and, if she's upset, it's because she doesn't understand your CHIOCE to do these things and she's too immature to be married at all.
chee-AH-see.
Maybe in the South... chee-OHs? The Chicago accent will totally throw me a curveball, I can tell.
I hear that "titanic II" isn't taken yet.
If I were going to get a boat, I'd probably name it the "Orion V" because i've always liked that name.
My Canoe is currently named the "SS Wounded Duck"
If I were going to get a boat, I'd probably name it the "Orion V" because i've always liked that name.
My Canoe is currently named the "SS Wounded Duck"
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I'm going to start a fight with you just to find out how to pronounce that.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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