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I'm going to be a freakin hero. I'm now accepting resumes for a personal bard who will follow my zany adventures and capture my life experiences in delightful ballads that are sure to be sung for ages.
Mines only 47 is that too low?
Lvl 66+100 w/ epic!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Nephy.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Nephy.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Depends. Do you have Chocobo Mazurka?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
I'm going to be a freakin hero. I'm now accepting resumes for a personal bard who will follow my zany adventures and capture my life experiences in delightful ballads that are sure to be sung for ages.
Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Depends. Do you have Chocobo Mazurka?
Running that fast would pwn. What?
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
Depends. Do you have Chocobo Mazurka?
Just Raptor Mazurka
its like speed walking.Tare wrote:
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Nephy.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave Sir Nephy.
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowls unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burnt off
And his pen--
now I have to watch Monty Python this weekend. Not like thats a bad thing 
Edited, Aug 31st 2006 at 3:59pm EDT by DSD
Edited, Aug 31st 2006 at 3:59pm EDT by DSD
Damn Tare, beat me to it! 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Damn Tare, beat me to it!
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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