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A girl I know was telling me the story of how the polish cleaning lady at her work came in early one day, when she knew that my friend would be alone as she is always early, to tell her that she had the most beautiful blonde hair and she was very pretty. My friend said she think the polish cleaning lady is Lesbian and was hitting on her. I said she a polish Lesbian? That makes her a Plesbian! I waited for her to be in mid drink to say that.