To be fair, it's a great conversation piece.
- Look what we bought on e-bay: A real bronze cast of Tom Cruise's baby's first poo!
- Oh, it's beautiful! And it looks lovely on your top of your fireplace.
- Why thank you. If you look closely, you can see she had tofu for breakfast!
- How adorable. And it looks so real!
- Yes, thats why we bought it, really. It's solid bronze, look, touch it.
- Ooooh yes, it feels lovely. So waht are we having for dinner then?
Btw, it's $7,000 now...