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#1 Aug 31 2006 at 5:14 AM Rating: Decent
Seriously, what the freaking fuck is that about? A bonze sculpture of her first poo?!


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NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.

The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first **** can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.



I think even the rumours of Tom eating the baby's placenta was less disturbing. Or maybe not, dunno. I feel I'm getting old. Back in my days you just took a picture of the baby, and that was that.


Edited, Aug 31st 2006 at 6:15am EDT by RedPhoenixxxxxx
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#2 Aug 31 2006 at 5:43 AM Rating: Decent
Never thought I would live to see the day where people would have the vanity to sell their childrens ***** as a colectors item. gg
#3 Aug 31 2006 at 5:47 AM Rating: Decent
I don't know what is more disturbing. The fact that they are doing this or that people will actually buy it.Smiley: oyvey

Edited, Aug 31st 2006 at 6:47am EDT by Rimesume
#4 Aug 31 2006 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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What the hell are they feeding that kid?
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#5 Aug 31 2006 at 7:20 AM Rating: Good
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on the off chance there is an actual pic I refuse to click any link. Im eating breakfast. Not to mention I really dont want to be seeing anyones poo
#6 Aug 31 2006 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
DSD,

I got that coffee machine that you made a thread about a couple of days ago, and I must say; you weren't lying. It is fantastic.
#7 Aug 31 2006 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
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I know Smiley: grin
#8 Aug 31 2006 at 7:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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DSD wrote:
on the off chance there is an actual pic I refuse to click any link. Im eating breakfast. Not to mention I really dont want to be seeing anyones poo


OMG there was a pic, a clickable one too! Smiley: yikes
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#9 Aug 31 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Good
Wait her first bowel movement wasn't for 19 weeks? Is there something wrong with that?
#10 Aug 31 2006 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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So the artist wants to pull down between $25-30k, and the top bid so far is $41? Smiley: laugh


The thing that disgusts me more than bronzing the **** is that the writer of the article decided it is cute to refer to the child as "Tomkitten". Get it? Since it was so witty and cute to call them "TomKat", and a baby cat is a kitten...


Damn it! Where the fuck is the puking smiley?
#11 Aug 31 2006 at 7:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
Wait her first bowel movement wasn't for 19 weeks? Is there something wrong with that?


It was her first solid crap. I guess Katie Holmes' milk gave their kid the trots.
#12 Aug 31 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
Wait her first bowel movement wasn't for 19 weeks? Is there something wrong with that?


It was her first solid crap. I guess Katie Holmes' milk gave their kid the trots.


Smiley: eek poor kid!

Is trots normal for the first couple of months? I am teh suxz when it comes to kids.
#13 Aug 31 2006 at 8:04 AM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:

Is trots normal for the first couple of months? I am teh suxz when it comes to kids.


No clue. All I know about kids is to make them stop crying, you shake them.
#14 Aug 31 2006 at 8:06 AM Rating: Default
Especially if you breast feed it is normal that infants not have solid ***** until they are a few months old. If you are injesting nothing but liquid, what do you think is going to come out of you?
#15 Aug 31 2006 at 8:10 AM Rating: Good
DSD wrote:
on the off chance there is an actual pic I refuse to click any link. Im eating breakfast. Not to mention I really dont want to be seeing anyones poo


Quit judging me. We're just different people.

Edited, Aug 31st 2006 at 9:11am EDT by Barkingturtle
#16 Aug 31 2006 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Really you usually don't see a log like that until babies eat actual food, not just milk. I think it's Katie's log. It's going to be the centerpiece at their wedding table.

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#17 Aug 31 2006 at 8:23 AM Rating: Default
I'm gettig married again? DAMNIT!
#18 Aug 31 2006 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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You should be honored to garnish their table with your filth. Sheesh, there's no pleasing some people.

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#19 Aug 31 2006 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you examine the bronze casting carefully, you can see the cutest little marks where her little baby tail trailed through it.
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#20 Aug 31 2006 at 8:40 AM Rating: Default
Meh as long as they pay me some of those millions they have I'll make them as many logs as they want.
#21 Aug 31 2006 at 8:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Can't wait for the artist's next rendition. Perhaps a urine fountain?



#22 Aug 31 2006 at 9:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm going to be highly amused if it doesn't sell for more than $100.

Those two are just bizarre. Well, he is and brainwashed her.
#23 Aug 31 2006 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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If the Pooh is actual size, will they post pics of Tom Cruise looking up at it?
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#24 Aug 31 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
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That is just sickening.

Poor Katie.
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#25 Aug 31 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Decent
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I can't wait to see what they do for her first period.
#26 Aug 31 2006 at 1:34 PM Rating: Good
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I just read that Beck Hanson and Jason Lee from Mallrats are Scientolgists...



I am totally devestatedSmiley: disappointed


May Beck only says he is cause his wife was born into it..... maybe..

but Brodie!? fúck man....





as long as my favourite actors like Antony Hopkins and Phillip Seymour-Hoffman aren't into it, I think I can manage....
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