Because your baby is watching you!
Though in the picture, the kid looks old enough to occupy himself on his own, but what do I know...
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Meh. When you've shot someone out of your ******, I can't think modesty is much of a concern.
That would be bad for me, since I usually rub one out while on the toilet.
Yoda stands guard in our bathroom.
He says,
Watching you shit, I am!
He says,
Watching you shit, I am!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Princess PsiChi wrote:
That would be bad for me, since I usually rub one out while on the toilet.
TMI, but I guess you give a new meaning to butt plug then eh?
Kween Darqflame wrote:
Princess PsiChi wrote:
That would be bad for me, since I usually rub one out while on the toilet.
TMI, but I guess you give a new meaning to butt plug then eh?
Nothing goes near my butt...
Maybe a new meaning to *** bucket, but not butt plug.
Maybe my kids are just weird, but when I closed the door on my daughter to go to the bathroom, she'd pound on the door and wail and scream like a banshee chanting my name over and over. In the end I couldn't concentrate so I just let her in and she'd play by the tub til I was done. She's finally reached the age where I could teach her the word privacy so she actually closes the door for me and stands guard outside for me. 
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Nothing goes near my butt...
Pikko wrote:
Maybe my kids are just weird, but when I closed the door on my daughter to go to the bathroom, she'd pound on the door and wail and scream like a banshee chanting my name over and over. In the end I couldn't concentrate so I just let her in and she'd play by the tub til I was done. She's finally reached the age where I could teach her the word privacy so she actually closes the door for me and stands guard outside for me.
My Cat does the same thing >.>;
Your cat chants your name over and over? AWESOME!
Do what now?
Professor CrescentFresh wrote:
Princess PsiChi wrote:
Nothing goes near my butt...
Haha, thats funny. You're funny.
A talking pusSy? Did you name it Bhodi?
Edited, Aug 30th 2006 at 4:51pm EDT by Katie
Edited, Aug 30th 2006 at 4:51pm EDT by Katie
"You shouldn't hang me on a door. My father hung me on a door once. Once!"
The One and Only Katie wrote:
A talking pusSy? Did you name it Bhodi?
Quote:
Pikko wrote:
Maybe my kids are just weird, but when I closed the door on my daughter to go to the bathroom, she'd pound on the door and wail and scream like a banshee chanting my name over and over. In the end I couldn't concentrate so I just let her in and she'd play by the tub til I was done. She's finally reached the age where I could teach her the word privacy so she actually closes the door for me and stands guard outside for me.
My Cat does the same thing >.>;
Maybe my kids are just weird, but when I closed the door on my daughter to go to the bathroom, she'd pound on the door and wail and scream like a banshee chanting my name over and over. In the end I couldn't concentrate so I just let her in and she'd play by the tub til I was done. She's finally reached the age where I could teach her the word privacy so she actually closes the door for me and stands guard outside for me.
My Cat does the same thing >.>;
Holy hell, mine too... It's an epidemic.
I have to say, it's incredibly frustrating when you have a lady friend over and are trying to keep your IBS on the down-low.
My 16 month old son does the same, we have given up trying to stop him. He closes the door after he gets in then rips up toilet paper. Strange things they do, I do feel bad when I drop my guts and I feel sick being in there but he doesn't seem to mind.
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