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#1 Aug 29 2006 at 10:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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You ever have one of those days? You know the ones, where a work project you thought was over with comes back to life with urgent crap that needs immidiate attention because of someone elses ******* and that part of your four day weekend is now gone to fix their ******* Then you get home and find out your favorite aquarium fish is now a piece of fish jerky because you were an idiot and forgot to close the tank lid after feeding time? And then to top it all off, an ******* of ************ proportions decides to make a graphic and highly descriptive death threat against you and your family? Me too.

Gah, I need to go get drunk. Or laid. Maybe both. I can't take anymore today.
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#2 Aug 29 2006 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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Alert his ISP that he is making death threats, watch hilarity ensue. It'll make you feel much better, I guarantee it.
#3 Aug 29 2006 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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Dang. Trace his IP and report him.
You can't get away with crap like that even on the internet. That's at least assault.


Edited, Aug 29th 2006 at 11:53pm EDT by Usagichan
#4 Aug 29 2006 at 10:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kao wrote:
Gah, I need to go get drunk. Or laid. Maybe both. I can't take anymore today.

If you can pull off both...Smiley: thumbsup
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#5 Aug 29 2006 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Seeing this is what really sent him over the edge, though.
#6 Aug 29 2006 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kastigir wrote:
Kao wrote:
Gah, I need to go get drunk. Or laid. Maybe both. I can't take anymore today.

If you can pull off both...Smiley: thumbsup


Haven't we fired you yet?
#7 Aug 29 2006 at 10:10 PM Rating: Decent
That sucks Kao, so much Haterade in the world.

If your looking to get drunk and laid I hear that Katie's sister is your hook up!
#8 Aug 29 2006 at 10:13 PM Rating: Excellent
Alla wrote:
Time to put on my other hat.

I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interstate wires is a federal offense. I especially take offense when that person happens to be one of our administrators. I will leave this matter to the authorities. You are also forever banned from this site. If you show up again, I will file civil charges against you for harassment, and in addition to the jail time you face, I will take your house and assets (or if you are a minor, the house and assets of your parents).

I am also closing this thread. This has gone far enough.

Jeffrey G. Moyer, esquire
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#9 Aug 29 2006 at 10:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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DodoBird the Pest wrote:
Alert his ISP that he is making death threats, watch hilarity ensue. It'll make you feel much better, I guarantee it.


Yeah, I emailed both AOL and RoadRunner about that, the two emails he signed up using.
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Ya know, if that guy actually did any time (which I doubt), but if he did, he's probably out on parole. And making threats of this sort would be a violation thereof. BAM! Right back in the slammer.
#11 Aug 29 2006 at 10:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Haven't we fired you yet?

You haven't even hired me yet. Smiley: mad
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#12 Aug 29 2006 at 10:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I almost spooged myself when I read that post of Alla's
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#13 Aug 29 2006 at 10:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I shouldn't post when I'm drunk, should I?

WHEEEEEE
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Kastigir wrote:
Nizdaar wrote:
Haven't we fired you yet?

You haven't even hired me yet. Smiley: mad


I am the dumb, like all admins. You need to be hired to be fired?
#15 Aug 29 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dem...errr Dana wrote:
I shouldn't post when I'm drunk, should I?

WHEEEEEE

Twiz, better get in here and set Mr. Danalog straight. He's gettin in you're Kool-Aid *****!
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#16 Aug 29 2006 at 10:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I blame it on my fiancee

as designated driver she gave me all her drinks


so I had deven full cups of wine

joy?
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
so I had dseven full cups of wine


Dedrunkified.

#18 Aug 29 2006 at 10:33 PM Rating: Good
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Allakhazam wrote:
Time to put on my other hat.

I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interstate wires is a federal offense. I especially take offense when that person happens to be one of our administrators. I will leave this matter to the authorities. You are also forever banned from this site. If you show up again, I will file civil charges against you for harassment, and in addition to the jail time you face, I will take your house and assets (or if you are a minor, the house and assets of your parents).

I am also closing this thread. This has gone far enough.

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#19 Aug 29 2006 at 10:38 PM Rating: Good
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Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
I blame it on my fiancee

as designated driver she gave me all her drinks


so I had deven full cups of wine

joy?
Bookmarked forever.
#20 Aug 29 2006 at 10:44 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Gah, I need to go get drunk. Or laid. Maybe both. I can't take anymore today.


Been there, all I can say is chin up and keep on, keepin on. Letting it get to you is the worst thing you can do.
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#21 Aug 29 2006 at 10:45 PM Rating: Excellent
Just think Kao, it will be hard for things to get worst, so things should be improving. Plus there is no guilt in sending them to prison, after all they already did hard time for their selfdefense execusion style murder. Also you just helped get another degenerate of the streets of ohio/florida.
#22 Aug 29 2006 at 10:51 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
You ever have one of those days? You know the ones, where a work project you thought was over with comes back to life with urgent crap that needs immidiate attention because of someone elses @#%^up? and that part of your four day weekend is now gone to fix their @#%^up? Then you get home and find out your favorite aquarium fish is now a piece of fish jerky because you were an idiot and forgot to close the tank lid after feeding time? And then to top it all off, an @#%^ of @#%^tastical proportions decides to make a graphic and highly descriptive death threat against you and your family? Me too.

Gah, I need to go get drunk. Or laid. Maybe both. I can't take anymore today.

Learn how to break the swear filter n00b!
#23 Aug 29 2006 at 11:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Alla wrote:
Time to put on my other hat.

I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interstate wires is a federal offense. I especially take offense when that person happens to be one of our administrators. I will leave this matter to the authorities. You are also forever banned from this site. If you show up again, I will file civil charges against you for harassment, and in addition to the jail time you face, I will take your house and assets (or if you are a minor, the house and assets of your parents).

I am also closing this thread. This has gone far enough.

Jeffrey G. Moyer, esquire
Attorney at Law



As a paralegal, reading that, I feel so funny in my skirt now. I love it when attorneys talk dirty and this is pretty dirty! Smiley: blush
#24 Aug 29 2006 at 11:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sorry about your fish, Kao. Hope you feel better now that the garbage has been taken out.
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#25 Aug 30 2006 at 12:38 AM Rating: Good
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Nizdaar wrote:
Seeing this is what really sent him over the edge, though.

Nice case, but the mouth should be open.

Edited, Aug 30th 2006 at 1:38am EDT by Debalic
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Kastigir wrote:
Dem...errr Dana wrote:
I shouldn't post when I'm drunk, should I?

WHEEEEEE

Twiz, better get in here and set Mr. Danalog straight. He's gettin in you're Kool-Aid *****!

Get your hand outta my cookie jar, biotch! Smiley: mad
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