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#1 Aug 29 2006 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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DUBLIN, Ireland -- A hot-air balloon caught fire during a circus stunt, killing a clown acrobat as dozens of children watched, police said Tuesday.

The accident happened Monday night as the Royal Russian Circus was performing in Scariff, County Clare, a village in western Ireland. About 100 people were in the audience, most of them children. Police said the clown was a 26-year-old man from Belarus but didn't release his name.

Witnesses said the man, dressed in a clown outfit, was hanging from a cage suspended by ropes and a hot-air balloon inside the canvas tent. When the balloon exploded in flames, the cage fell on top of the man.
Now that's a solid basis for a phobia!

The only thing worse is that, if it was Mr. Winky, his crushed and burnt corpse would reanimate and start lurching about.
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#2 Aug 29 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Clowns scare me. /shudder
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#3 Aug 29 2006 at 2:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mr Winky expresses concern and chagrin at the loss of a fallen comrade. Oddly, he snickers under his breath while doing so.
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#4 Aug 29 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Clown: Smiley: thumbsdown

Dead Clown: Smiley: thumbsup
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#5 Aug 29 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Oddly, he snickers under his breath while doing so.
Sure. The more dead clowns, the more Irish gigs for him.

Can Mr. W do the Riverdance?
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#6 Aug 29 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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Good lord! Smiley: eek

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#7 Aug 29 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Mr. Winky


There's a ***** joke just waiting to happen here...

BT, you can do it!
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#8 Aug 29 2006 at 2:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
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Oddly, he snickers under his breath while doing so.
Sure. The more dead clowns, the more Irish gigs for him.

Can Mr. W do the Riverdance?


He can. He's saving it, though, for the Armageddon After-Hours Cotillion.
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#9 Aug 29 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
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Damn dirty Russian mafia.
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#10 Aug 29 2006 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Althrun wrote:


There's a ***** joke just waiting to happen here...

BT, you can do it!


Your ***** is a joke.

I knew I had it in me! Thanks for the encouragemnt.

Edited, Aug 29th 2006 at 3:50pm EDT by Barkingturtle
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#11 Aug 29 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
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Thats going to lead to a few trips to the Psychiatrist
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#12 Aug 29 2006 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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Isn't it rich, are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air.
Send in the clowns.

Isn't it bliss, don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair,
Sure of my lines;
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault I fear,
I thought that you'd want what I want,
Sorry my dear
But where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich, isn't it *****
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns
there ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year.
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#13 Aug 29 2006 at 2:58 PM Rating: Default
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Your ***** is a joke.
I knew I had it in me!

Hmm.
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Veurau wrote:
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Your ***** is a joke.
I knew I had it in me!

Hmm.


It's called funny, dumbfUck.
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#15 Aug 29 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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Veurau wrote:
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Your ***** is a joke.
I knew I had it in me!

Hmm.


Dammit. I was just a few second to late in hitting reply to thread. Smiley: glare
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#16 Aug 29 2006 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good
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FleaJo2, is now the proper time for pithy comments about amusing tidbits concerning black Mr. Winky snakes and Escalades and ebon brethren? I've got several locked and loaded if now is the moment.

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#17 Aug 29 2006 at 5:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wouldn't expect anything else of ya, Big Guy.
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#18 Aug 29 2006 at 5:59 PM Rating: Default
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Your ***** is a joke.

I knew I had it in me!

umm...why was his ***** in you? Actually, I'm better off not knowing ^^;
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Your ***** is a joke.

I knew I had it in me!

umm...why was his ***** in you? Actually, I'm better off not knowing ^^;


What the fUck is ^^;?

And scroll back up, you're too late to be the fUcking ****** who thinks they're clever and the first one to realize some secret meaning in my post. Maybe he needs an assistant, though.

Now if Thumbelyna had managed to be the first to respond to my double entendre I wouldn't be nearly as irate, because she's a chick, and has boobies.

Now get out of here, go fUck a moogle or whatever, cOck.
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Damn, that's even better than the whale that got harpooned by a Japanese whaling ship right in front of all the little school chilluns.

I tell ya, **** like this just does not happen often enough.

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#21 Aug 29 2006 at 11:34 PM Rating: Good
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Witnesses said the man, dressed in a clown outfit, was hanging from a cage suspended by ropes and a hot-air balloon inside the canvas tent. When the balloon exploded in flames, the cage fell on top of the man.


Did this remind anyone else of the famous Bugs Bunny cartoon where Daffy Duck says "I know! I know! But I can only do it once."
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#22 Aug 30 2006 at 12:12 AM Rating: Decent
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There's some game for the XBox360, I can't remember its name but we call it Zombies in a Mall, that features a psychotic, duel-chainsaw-wielding clown. That dude reminded me of a cross between the clown in House of 1000 corpses and our own Mr. Winky.
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#23 Aug 30 2006 at 7:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Debalic wrote:
There's some game for the XBox360, I can't remember its name but we call it Zombies in a Mall, that features a psychotic, duel-chainsaw-wielding clown. That dude reminded me of a cross between the clown in House of 1000 corpses and our own Mr. Winky.


Dead Rising, iirc.
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The two performers were dressed as clowns during the second act of the show when the accident happened. Patrick Doyle was by the ringside with two of his children, Jane, 8, and Keith, 4. “It was an awful thing and it was lucky that it didn’t cause two deaths, because the man’s wife was thrown clear of everything crashing down,” Mr Doyle said.


It is a bad week for clowns
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#25 Aug 30 2006 at 7:58 AM Rating: Decent
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That'll teach those evil, frightening clowns.
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Clown from Billy Madison wrote:
Hey, kids, its me!
I bet you thought that I was dead.
But when I fell I just broke my leg
and got a hemorage in my head!
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